What does a man like. food.

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why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

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Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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Where do farmers retire their used farm equipment? The tree in their backyard.

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Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

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Yo mama so dumb, she studied for a blood test.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third seeing the protruding bar goes home to find his entire family dead from anthrax.

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

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How many babies does it take to paint a barn red It depends how hard you throw them

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Why did Christopher Columbus sail to America? Because sailing was faster than swimming.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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Robocop The Reboot reboot. Watch as The friendly robot named Murphy, is violently broken down by a horrible shower of water, the only means to save him is to transfer his data into a human. He awakens again as Robofriendlydude (starring Adam Sandler) as a robot learns to love, learns to share, learns to dance with children in this years Reboot of the classic love comedy Robocop. PG-3 "So good I could only watch five seconds of it" Rotten potatoes. 99 percent fresh. "Kill me with a chainsaw" Honest reviews. "AWESOME!" Dishonest reviews "Makes Twilight seem like the better lovestory" Everyone.

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Sometimes an alligator will bring you apples. Sometimes it won't.

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Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder lately? No? Neither has he.

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How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

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Knock Knock The doors already open

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Person 1:"Knock Knock" Person 2: Whos there.... Wait why did you literally say the words "Knock Knock" Person 1: I have no idea

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What did the tree say to himself? Gee-oma-tree( get it geometry say it outloud)

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why did the kid fall down the stairs? he had polio

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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