whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

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Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

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why do elephants have such flat feet.....? from all those damn trees they have been juming out of....

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Knock Knock Dude i am not going to answer the door

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Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

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honest politician

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What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

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What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

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Arrow in the Knee!

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How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

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i hate this glue. give me one new or i will poo.

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why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

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the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

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Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

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What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

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What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

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Why won't sharks attack lawyers? Humans tend to fight back, and sharks wouldn't usually be so hungry as to endanger their own lives in this way. Besides, most places where humans swim have shark barriers.

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cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

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knock knock who's there ? dogs dogs who? phone

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whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

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a banana

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what did one swedish guy say to another swedish guy? I dont speak russian

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Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

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My aunt used to say slow and steady wins the race she died in a fire

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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