what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

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How do you confuse a blonde? £74.56.5 x 4^4^4^5 (7) : [15(68yf4+s)]

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Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things, because a dead baby isn't funny at all.

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Every 20 seconds, a child in africa starves to death... Every 30 seconds, an obese american teen stuffs their face with McDonalds

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Why do you not play poker with a cheetah. 1. Animals can't play card games. 2. Cheetahs are carnivores. Think about it.

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Why did the cow jump over the moon? To see outer space

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Q. Why did the 8 year old girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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it was dark outside so u know what i did....went to sleep

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A black man, a white man, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The bartender kicks them out because he doesn't have time for another crappy joke; as the bar is very crowded that night.

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why can't a blonde count to 70? cause 69 is a mouth full

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Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

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Up until today I thought eminem was the lead singer for maroon 5

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whats black and white? Micheal Jackson. - Avery Vartanian

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Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

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yo mama so fat that the doctor asked for her weight not her phone number!

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What gas station can u make a Kwick trip at? Kwick trip

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I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

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What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

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