Knock, knock ... ... ... Well I guess no one is home.

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A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

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son, you're adopted.

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how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

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Why did Bob fall off the swim? He had no arms or legs.

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Money is no object. Because I don't have any.

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How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb? Look. I just enjoy a few drinks every now and then. I mean, I can quit whenever I want to. That's no reason to start people calling names.. Wait, no. That's not.. Look. How much do you drink every day, huh? Why not ask that? And why do I have to be the one changing your stupid light bulb? If it's sooooo important that the light bulb be changed, do it yourself, you lazy bastard. Don't rely on other people to do your work for you.

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Why is it pointless to brutally kill and dismember a Japanese man? You'd be satisfying his sexual fetish.

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Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

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Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

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How do you kill a blonde? By inactivating major functions in the body, for example cutting off the blood supply to the brain.

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roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

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Q: What was Jerry Sandusky's defensive philosophy at Penn State? A: Get penetration and always cover the Tight End.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Cancer Cancer who? After some time and various bouts of radiation and chemotherapy, he finally lost his life to the terrible disease.

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What are Antijokes? type of comedy typical joke setup anticlimax that it lack of punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? K

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why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

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What really puts a kick into both my life and the lives of others around me? My leg(s) of which recieves messages from a sophisticated bundle of "wires" in my cranium that enables it to act at all.

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Horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The horse unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

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What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

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What's worse than having a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What happens when you are a fat 37 year old virgin, with a small penis, poor bone structure, pale skin, a horrible personality, and no friends? You spend all night writing anti-jokes...will someone please like me?

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Watching your house burn down and your family scream in pain as their flesh burns and you suffer from chronic depression.

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yo mamma's so fat, when she jumped into the ocean, everyone yelled "tsunami!".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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