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What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. *opens door* Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

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How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

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Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

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How do you act when you discover that the 'Submit' button doesn't work? Wait for a while until the problem fixes itself and you are able to perform the desired function.

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Thumbs down if you like this anti-joke!

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What has one head, three eyes and seven legs? A cow with a tri-pod rammed up it's arse. The third eye is a result of a birth defect.

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what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

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What did casino dealer say to the other? Every day I'm shuffling.

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What's blue and smells like red paint? That blue guy from Megamind.

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Q. What's silver and cries? A. Someone who's been stabbed while wearing a suit of armour.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has Stevie

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Why did Dumbledore fall off the astronomy tower? Because Snape killed him.

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Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Jeff" "Jeff who?" "Jeff Johnson" "From the office?" "No I work at the dehli" "The one on 6th avenue?" "No, the one on Park." "What do you want?" "Could you open the door?" "No, I don't know you" "Isn't this Mr. Walter's house?" "No, my name is Roger Stevens" "I'm sorry I must be at the wrong house" "What address are you looking for?" "15322 N Gary street" "This is 15323 N Gary" "Oh I'm sorry" "Try knocking across the street" "Thank you"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Good job, son.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

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Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

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You wanna hear a joke? People that debase womens' rights.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, All you HATERS of Bieber, Go sick your mother.

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yo mama is so fat even dora cant explore her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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