BIM slowly fucks old women in the dark so they think its rape then he slips his hand up there ass and rips out there heart

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple All of the antijokes about it

How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

i have cancer

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

A fat kid walks into a school. RUN KIDS IT'S BOMBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

How did Peter Parker tell his uncle that he was Spiderman? He didn't because he was already dead.

Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

"What did one Chinese say to each other" "I don't speak chinese.......!"

Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names! *ba dum chzz*

What Do You Call A Swimming Banana.. Nothing Bananas Are Inanimate Objects Therefore It Would Be Impossible For It Swim

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

Knock Knock Who's There? You don't know me, but I just hit a car parked on the street outside your house and I believe its yours, we should exchange information

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

What do you call a good anti-joke? something you feel like you should go to hell for laughing at.

what is red and smells like paint red paint

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

Why did the women hit the telephone pole? There are many theories but one suggests that it is due to womens statistically lower cognitive spacial reasoning abilities.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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