Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

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what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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what's the worst part of your kid dying the clean up

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Wanna know what's funny? A joke.

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Two Poles are walking down the street. One says "Look out, I think that's dog shit." The other man thanks him and avoids the excrement.

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What happens to a warehouse on a full moon? Nothing

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Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

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why do people copy other people's anti-jokes? because they don't have a life nor an imagination. P.S. if this gets a lot of thumbs ups, expect another one soon from one of those people who copy others anti-jokes...

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A blind guy walks into a bar because he can't see.

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Why does annie put 2 balls together? bacuse its makes a BUTT! oo

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oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

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What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

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What's the worst place to land when parachuting off an airplane? A. In the middle of an ocean B. In a war zone C. Inside an active volcano D. In a justin beiber concert

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I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

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Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

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Knock knock. Who's there? Screw! Screw who? Screw you.

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your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

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What has feathers, and is known to fly? A bird

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Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

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