an englishman,scotsman,and irishman walk into a bar the englishman says " a pint of lager please" "that will be 10pounds , says the barman "Im not paying that , ill see you in court" says the englishman . The same thing happens , in turn to the scotsman, and irishman ,and a summons is issued. In court the jugde says "why are you charging drinks too dear?" the barman says "im not, im selling them to a englishman ,scotsman, and a irishman..

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A slutty deer walks into a bar she then comes out and says wow i cant believe i blew 30 bucks

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Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

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Q: Why was the man upset? A: He was kidnapped. Two cruel men tied him to a chair in an unknown location. This man was mistaken for someone who was planning to steal a big drug shipment. They beat him unmerciful, shocked him, and hit him in the head with a hammer, and threw him out in the street, with the belief of his death occurring. A driver stopped to help the man into the nearby hospital. The man was questioned about the physical appearance and whereabouts of these criminals. He remembered nothing, and sadly, they got away with this horrible crime.

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Q: What's the worst part of 3 Mexicans dying in a car accident? A: They were my friends.

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what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

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What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

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Why was the man bad at football? - he is chad henne

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women's rights

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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What's worse than a dead baby falling out of a tree? Two dead babies stapled together falling out of a tree.

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Women.

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minced oaths

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The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

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A man walked into a bar and said ow.

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A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

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What is 1 inch long and eats everyone in it's way .... my pet fish

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How do you starve a black man? You deny his foodstamps ~Katie&Lena&Shelbey(:

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

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Yo momma so fat she went on the Subway diet and is now exercising regularly to lose weight.

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Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

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What does an owl and a mole have in common? They both live underground, apart from the owl

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Why didn't the Orphan finish his lemonade. His legs got chopped off.

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I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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