What happened the magic tractor? It turned into the feild!

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*Knock knock* Who's there? Stab.

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What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

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Why was the American patriot sad that Bin-Laden was killed? Because he wanted to take him back to America to touture him.

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Two Irish men walk into a bar, order a drink and sit down to enjoy the drink and friednly conversation.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research.

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Why did the Turkey cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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What's the similarity between a grape and an elephant? Both are purple except for the elephant.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't; by the time Keller owned her first dog, she was an adult with exceptional communicative abilities for one with her condition. She frequently wrote about her beloved dogs and is even credited with introducing the Akita breed to the United States. If her dog had run away, it would be unlikely that she would have been allowed further dogs.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education. It is also possible that he was chosen for the position because of acquaintances or family members who were also employed by the company, but many people would consider it impolite to bring up this possibility, as it might be construed as denigrating the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had just escaped from the slaughterhouse and ran for its life.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he was too much of a bitch to when his friends dared him.

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The hippo's an African beast, Who notably is quite obese, Quite boorish and mean And never too lean And poops in the rivers, at least...

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why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the car.

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Knock Knock. Go away!

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how does a zookeeper build a snowman. same as everyone else

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Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

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a man walks into a bar. Bartender asks him "Hey buddy, why the long face?" The man says "Because I'm a raging alcoholic and my wife has left me."

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Hoo. Who Hoo? You're a barn owl!

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who hooked up with Sinead Walker? • Liam Findlay

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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