Ask me what my name is. What's your name. My name is Jeff.

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What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

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Winter

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

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Not lying Red, I have my contacts, I am a "facilitator", I pull strings for my employers, and sure the FBI has me on their files, after all we have cooperated with them. Not because I wanted to, but because its my job, and it helps me use the best of my abilities and limited education (I am technically an educated lawyer, and not an agent).

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Who has no penis Religious Believers

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 8 9 jokes numbers dont have mouths

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Actual jokes are now obsolete.

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Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

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What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

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Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

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Im taking a shit right now.

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Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

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a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

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Terry Stockton wasn't really hit.

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Knock knock whos there? me oh, cool... well come in.

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A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

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What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

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What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

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What do you call a gay couple of kangaroos adopted baby A Joey

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What did one alien say to another alien? I miss Mexico.

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Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

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Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

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What did the Muslim do after his friend told him a funny joke ? Laugh.

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