Communism is very bad........well........look at China's economy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

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why did phil ruin the patio furniture? because he wasnt familiar with the grammar technique used

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Hey, you know what'd be funny? A guy having a seizure saying, "Help I'm having a seizure!"

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What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

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Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

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What's 50 feet tall, wears glasses and plays dungeons and dragons. A nerd, I lied about the 50 feet part.

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Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

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Your momma is so boss that I work for her.

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Why did the man known to his neighbors as 'Teetotal Al' buy himself a bottle of whisky? Because there was no factual basis to his nickname.

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there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

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a guy asks another guy if he likes pepsi or coke the guy says coke and he doesnt agree so he kills him

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Do is the Most Famous Line on youtube Answer- Do the Flop

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what is black and white and read all over? a bankrupt newspaper that cannot afford color ink because the accountant misplaced company funds.

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What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

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knock! knock! whos there!?! abandoned baby!

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What did the daddy hamster say to the baby hamster? Nothing. Male hamsters eat their young.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

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A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? That whole slavery thing.

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He cheated at boggle.

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What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

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