why did the baby cry? Someone threw a brick at his head.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? One is a tasty Italian food the other is a respected member of society

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

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What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

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How many cavemen does it take to change a lightbulb? A caveman wouldn't know what to do with a lightbulb.

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I think poop is tasty... just kidding.

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Why did the armless girl fell off the swing? Because somebody pushed her. Why did se fell again? Because somebody pushed her again.

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How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

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Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

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Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You shoot at the blonde. Causing her to fall, but I have a feeling she will be pretty mad!

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can i have 10 pounds to go to the cinema?

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Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

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Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

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Whats the difference between an elephant and a tomato. You put tomatos in a salad.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

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A semi-coherent black man was wandering down the street toward an open garbage receptacle. Immediately an angry, filthy raccoon jumped up, hissing and baring its fangs, as if to defend its territory against the startled negro. This happened four times in a row. Each time it was either a negro, a mexican, a crippled kid or a person of jewish ancestry. Each time the raccoon hissed viciously. Coincidence? No. The raccoon was obviously very hungry and attempting to defend its last remaining refuge of territory from the ever-increasing encroachment of man's filth into the formerly natural and pristine spaces where wildlife once lived. He is now reduced to hissing at the ethnics and the cripples, just to eek out a pitiful subsistence on trash.

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What's the worlds best ice cream? Well overall I opinion is that because but I believe down to the but don't forget to mention that chocolate ice cream plays a huge however to flip the argument moreover I find it absurd that on the plus side four sides to tell the truth I wouldn't know to summarize the argument whereas to differ I would my final point is that Chocolate Ice cream is nice.

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What is the difference between obama and a hobo. NOTHING

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what do you call a little girl next to a mexican? a rape victim.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Q. What is the answer to life? A. 34

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What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

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Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

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