- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Moon Landing.

Whats worse than jizzing while your on a date? Shitting in you pants while your on a date.

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

Knock-knock. Who's there? Me.

You know what they call men who make kitchen jokes? Single.

What's the difference between me and a dead baby? I'm not dead, or a baby. I am well into my teens and very healthy.

a man walks into a bar the bar tender says why the long face? i just walked into a bar

Whats green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree you'll die? A pool table.

tight butthole 4 lyfe.

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

Why did Lil wayne decide to be a rapper? Because he would earn a very large amount of money and fame.

How did the old man climb the hill? He didn't.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

I would have buttered my bread, but the pool was cold.

Ruller

Q: Whats the difference between a Chicken and Your Mom? A: I dont eat the chicken

Why did the black guy cross the road? To save the endangered child from getting hit by a car across the street.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 went to war and when he came back, he was really messed up. One day he took 2 into a dark alley and beat him up really badly. Now, it's not just 6 who is afraid, but everyone.

A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "With proper medical attention and rest, yes, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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