How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

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A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "You know, you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate says, "I know, I was just raped by a group of men who thought it would be funny to humiliate me as much as possible. The bartender then called 911 seeing that a horrible crime had just been committed.

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What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

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Which is the rarest animal in the North pole? The Polaroid.

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Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

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I little 3 year old girl said to her dog "You're my best friend in the whole world" AND THEN THE DOG DIED!

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why did joe drown ? he had no arms

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2 boy once went to a party. One boy dared the other to suck all the helium out of a balloon. Today this boy is know as Justin Bieber

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Do you know what my favorite rhetorical question is?

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How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

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Why did the mass murderer abandon his killing spree? He found out it was illegal.

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Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

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why did the zebra cross the road?

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Detroit has a low crime rate

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when there's trouble lurking in your neighbourhood, who you gonna call? The local authorities.

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Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am schizophrenic ...and so am I

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Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

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What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

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What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat

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Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

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what do you call justin bieber having sex baby baby baby oh

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