A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

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What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

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a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

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knock knock who's there? refelection reflection who? reflection in the mirror, it's you -lINDz@Y $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ s/0 to my B0oFrand J0rdan MiLaRR

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Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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how does peploe get around they walk

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How many ants does it take to fill an apartment? It depends on the size of the apartment.

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Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

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Why was the picture ruined? Because you were in it.

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Q: Whats worse than 17 babies in 1 bin. A: 1 baby in 17 bins. Q: Whats worse than that. A: 17 bins in 1 baby.

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How do you avoid being hit with a toaster? You don't walk past the man hitting you with a toaster.

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Robin- Hey, Batman, can i drive tonight? Batman- Eat my left dick Robin- OK, Batman, but can i still ... mmuupfm fmuupmf... I suppose that means no... mmmupf mmfupfmpfmum...

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Why is six afraid of seven? Cuz the chicken crossed the road

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What does a blonde do in her spare time. Why are you interested, creep!

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So this one time at band camp... a flute gave me an STD.

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What do you call a gardener in Mexico? Un Jardinero.

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knock knock GO AWAY I'M IN THE SHOWER

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How do you make friends with a squrriel? Trust me, don't.

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black people. that is all...

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My Friday was going great until i realized it's Thursday...

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Yo mama so fat she was diagnosed with diabetes and now has to regulate her daily intake of foods.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

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Anti Joke

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