Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

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Why did Lil wayne decide to be a rapper? Because he would earn a very large amount of money and fame.

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How did the old man climb the hill? He didn't.

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what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

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Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

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I would have buttered my bread, but the pool was cold.

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Ruller

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Q: Whats the difference between a Chicken and Your Mom? A: I dont eat the chicken

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Why did the black guy cross the road? To save the endangered child from getting hit by a car across the street.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 went to war and when he came back, he was really messed up. One day he took 2 into a dark alley and beat him up really badly. Now, it's not just 6 who is afraid, but everyone.

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A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "With proper medical attention and rest, yes, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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Why did the Gazelle run away. Because a lion was nearby and as we all know, nature called for the lion to be a carnivore, so the gazelle is in danger of being consumed by the lion.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Who?

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family!

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"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

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What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

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Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

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Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

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What is green and red and spins around? A frog in a blender

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What do you call a black guy with a shotgun? A fine American citizen exercising his 2nd Amendment right.

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An old lady says, "Oh i see now." The guy standing next to her says, " Honey oyu know im blind right?"

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Why did the kid cry? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

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Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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