WHY DID THE WHITE MAN TALK TO THE BLACK MAN TO LIGHTEN HIM UP

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Every day thousands of pets and animals are beaten, neglected and abused.

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Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

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Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

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Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

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A black man, a Asian, and a Jew fell into a pit and because of a lack of water they all died.

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Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

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What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

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your moms my other ride

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how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

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Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

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how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

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whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

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What do you get when an Asian and a black person have a baby? Black and yellow. Black and yellow. Black and yellow. :)

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Knock knock Who's there Evan Evan who Evans erectile area is largo with Sarah plains pudding

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

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Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

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