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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did sam and jolanda drop their pudding? They got hit by a flying tree.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Reading the same holocaust anti-jokes for the third time. Well the holocaust is worse, but that's not the point.

What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? They were both once alive and innocent, I lied about the black guy.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks Because violets are purple

What did the cabbage say to the cabbage? I dont know ask the leafy guy.... >_

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

what did the horse say to the other horse Neigh

A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

Thomas Hobbes had a good life Actually he was born prematurely which caused his mother to die, and his alcohallic father left him at a young age to an abusive older brother sucks to suck Hobbes, at least you were smart

How much does a polar bear weigh? Around a thousand pounds.

What is invisible and smells like bananas? Monkey Farts.

Jackson gets a new phone he drops it what does he have. (a beating )

What's the difference between and black dick and a white dick? To get to the other side

When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and mop. In turns out the bartender was a paranoid schizophrenic and was hallucinating.

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

Why did the Afircan child die? He had AIDS.

Not sure, its just a really rare combination, people tell me stuff like "oh they are really bright brown" like hell they are, I mean sorry but the hell they are. I prefer it the way you say it, they are red, really really red, and you do not say it as if I had something to be ashamed off.

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