What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

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JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN WHAT'S THE ANSWER?! WHAT DO YAH MEAN YA DUNNO?!

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Oh you have herpes? yeah, there's an app for that.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't

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Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

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i tped this with my toiung. now i hve germs

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

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Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

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Why can't you get a bull to talk? Because it felt like beating the shit out of you and mounting you.

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Why is a banana yellow? I don't know, ask a scientist, stupid

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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why did the black man buy a gun? he was a hunter.

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My trip to Italia: Italian most: WELCOME TO ITAAAAAAALIA! YOU WANT THE PIZZA YES? Me asking my then Italian girlfriend: Are all Italians so loud? Then girlfriend: Yeah kinda... Her brother overhearing us: WHO! GAVE! YOU THE BALLS! TO JUDGE US! Me: Uh I am just surprised at... Her bro: I SAID WHO GAVE YOU THE BALLS... DONT LOOK AT ME! Me: *looking down at the ground somewhat ashamed* bro: LOOK AT ME WHEN I SPEAK TO YOU! NO! DONT LOOK AT ME! I will let you go for this time yes? Next time I will take you outside and beat you up okay? LOOK AT ME WHEN I SPEAK TO YOU! AND DO NOT LOOK AT ME! Conclusion: Wow you Italians are bad ass... I mean hell this is was a real life experience of mine, I was just a teen back then but I got a headache and threw up ending up in bed later... Fact: I am nearly two meters but walk with a hunch, the guy was half my size but still broke me down, wow Italians are bad ass...

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What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

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Want to here a joke? Me to...

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Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

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Why was the baby upset? Because it accidentally killed its twin brother by pushing it off the bed.

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

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INSULT- You've got a photographic memory, but the lens cap is on. INSULT- Whatever anyone says to you goes in one ear and out the other because nothing is blocking traffic INSULT- I heard you were born, your father threw rocks at the stork. From- Insults and Putdowns lite

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There are three muffins sitting in an oven. The first one says nothing. The second one also says nothing. They're just muffins and muffins can't talk.

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Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

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