Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

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What was the reason for the confused looking woman staring at the can of frozen Apple juice for twenty minutes? Some cans are difficult to open: The little ring bit comes off when you pull it, and then you have to work out a new way to open it, which takes patience and ingenuity.

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A blonde has a headache, so she goes to the doctor. The doctor prescribes some Advil, she takes it, and then feels significantly better.

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how many babies dose it take to paint a fence it depends on how hard you throw them

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

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my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

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Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: She didn't have any arms.

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Do you want to hear a joke? No.

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1:Knock Knock 2:Who's there 1: Your cousin tyler He was then brought in with the rest of the family to celebrate Thanks giving.

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everyone dislike the first joke on page one

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What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

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What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

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how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

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A Priest, A Pedofile, and a Rapist walk into a bar. He Orders A Drink

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Paul Dylan King!

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what happened to Timmy when he fell off his bike? CANCER.

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What did the doctor say to the terminally ill patient? Your going to die.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

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How do you confuse a blonde? You put her in a round room and tell her to find the corner.

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And if a chicken had wings it wouldn't bump it's butt when it landed.

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A blind man walks into a wall.

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Q: why can't dinosaurs sing? A: because they're dead!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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