What did one muffin in the oven say to the other muffin Nothing food doesn't talk

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The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

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What's the difference between a pair of slippers and a pair of dead babies? Essentially nothing.

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

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Q : Why did the girl fall off the swimset ? A : Gravity pulls smaller masses towards larger masses, so the girl being the smaller mass, got attracted to the bigger mass, AKA the Earth, and that's why she fell.

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11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

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You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

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You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

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two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

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how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

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what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

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The meme walks out of the bar.

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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johann grayson being liked

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why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

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What came first the chicken or the egg? The chicken god made two of every animal

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Your momma's so old she might die soon.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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How many polish people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -One

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whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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