There was a mexican and a african in a car, who was driving? The cop, because both of these men are rapists.

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Why can't santa fit down a chimney? No one can

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Whats worse than breaking your toe? Being raped

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Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

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knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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How did your baby die. She suffacted by your smell

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A chicken crossed the road.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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what do you get if you take the head off a duck and a monkey, and swap them over to the other bodies. 2 dead animals and quite alot of mess

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What was Anne Frank's favorite hiding spot? She only had one, so she was unable to pick a favorite.

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As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

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What's green and goes "Kablowie!"? Probably nothing.

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I have no ideas.

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"Why did the chicken cross the-" "Gosh! Why can't we just live in a world where a chicken can simply cross the road without being questioned about it's motives?!?!" ~McKenna<3

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What did the Muslim do on 911? He weeped for the loss of his many good friends and relatives

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Yesterday I caught my 4year old son shaving, trying to be like his dad. Sadly, he accidently sliced through the main artery supplying blood to his brain and bled to death in my arms.

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horrible joke I I I I I I I VVV

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what's black, white, and red all over? any red object

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Do you want to hear the best joke ever? Me too!

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What's the difference between a black person and a white person? They have different skin tones.

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Why the girl fell from the swing? cause she had no arms

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A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her, placed his hand up her skirt and began fondling her. She jumped up and slapped him silly. He immediately apologized and explained, "I'm sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her." "Why you drunken, worthless, insufferable son of a BITCH!" she screamed. "Funny," he muttered, "you even sound exactly like her."

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has 1 leg? A: IHOP!!! :)

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Anti Joke

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