that awkward moment when your teachers a duck

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Yo mama's so fat that she should probably go on a diet to avoid the risk of getting a cardiovascular disese.

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How do you stop moles from digging in your garden? Take the shuvel away.

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Yesterday I was walking my dog and while I was walking my dog, guess what happened? It got hit by a bus.

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Cool Brian

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Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

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guest what i love pancakes

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What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

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what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

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Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

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Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was recently released from prison for violent crimes.

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Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

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how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

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Cry me a river. then try and build a bridge, fail, and walk away frustrated

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Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

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Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

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What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

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whats yellow? lots of things.

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Why was the little kid sad at a funeral. He was actually happy and he was at six flags

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Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

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What was the pirate movie rated? It was rated R for its graphic depiction of the continuing violence in Somalia.

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What's faster than a black man with a TV? olympic sprinters, cyclists, street legal cars, speed boats, helicopters, commercial airliners, bullets, fighters jets, missiles, SR-71, space shuttles, rocket ships, anything in orbit, excited electrons, and quite a lot more, actually.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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