What is worse than The Holocaust? That's a difficult question to answer. The term "worse" is highly subjective. It really all depends on your own personal experiences, your ethnicity, and cultural background.

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How do you get a bunch of Jews in a car? You tell this family who happens to be of Jewish faith that they are going to be late for the birth of another family member's child. How do you get them out? Tell the mother had a miscarriage. This will make them promptly want to leave the care and grieve with the other family members for the lost child.

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Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

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What's worse than getting rejected by your date? Finding out she gave you a social disease. Namely AIDS.

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A blonde read the newspaper the other day and she saw "Sarah Piplin-laid by 5000 men" She reported it to the owner of the company as I felt it was not appropriate for a family newspaper. The person at the other end of the line asked the blonde, "are you blonde?" "Yes, how do you know?" she replied. "Because it says Sahara Pipeline, you idiot!"

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What's the color of a healthy kidney. I have no f***ing idea.

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Steve Jobs.

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Your mama's so fat.... I ran around her twice, And got lost

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Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

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Karen was an average high-schooler. When she got home she often went online to chat with strangers. One day she started chatting with a nice girl named Jami. They really got along, Karen could tell Jami all of her secrets. One day, Karen decided to met her new friend at a local park without telling her parents. When she arrived she discovered the gruesome truth about Jami. Jami wasn't in high-school. She was a ten-foot tall, vicious, velociraptor.

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Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

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Can you see this brett? Connor

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Want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

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Q: Why does a zebra have stripes? A: Because Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse.

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How many pencils does it take to get an A on a test? Actually it takes knowledge.

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Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cactus cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens butt.

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What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

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What do u call a guy that loves the color blue? A smurf

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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