What do you think about whats happening in the middle east right now? You're an idiot.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

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Haiku's Are Easy. But Don't Always Make Much Sense. Refrigerator.

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A black man, a mexican man and a chinese man all walk into a supermarket. Together, they purchase ingredients to make a delicious vegetarian lasagna. That night, they make the lasagna and greatly enjoy it together.

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What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No...........

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Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

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women's lacrosse.

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a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

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If file gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

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So I walked upstairs and I told the guy, "No." And he then asks, "Why?"

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what is patrick wilson? smart

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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Why was it so easy for Superman to pick up chics? His butt ox.

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Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

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Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

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What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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roses are red facebook is blue you look f**kable so i'll add you by: matt

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Did you hear the one about the guy who couldn't tell any funny jokes? He went to Anti Joke and posted 1000's.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

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what did the train say to the other train choo chooo

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yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned about her health

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