- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? He was busy

how many horses does it take to piss on a cat 17 beccause rape isnt real in somalia

Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm colorblind.

A man goes to his doctor and his doctor says, "I've got good news and bad news, which do you want first?" The man says, "The good news." The doctor says, "You were supposed to say the bad news, now you've ruined the joke."

Ay Bee Cee Dee Ey Ef Gee Haych Eye Jay Kay El Em En Ow Pee Queue Our Es Tee You Vee Doubleyou Ex Why Zed Now you know your ABC, come along and sing with me!

Knock Knock! Who's there? What do you mean... we have been having a conversation for a half hour now... that's your name you idiot, Knock Knock!

What did the boy have for lunch? A sandwich.

What is the difference between an Irishman and a plank of wood? Almost everything, including anatomy, chemical make up, mass etc

well, I'm dying of AIDS, so....

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

A black man and a Mexican fall off a cliff, who dies first? They both die from hitting sharp rocks at the bottom crushing their skulls, so it doesn't matter its just really sad.

Two tomatoes walk across the street and manage to get over safely. COME ON MUSTARD!

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

hextech crafting too opieop

Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black So is my neighbor

Who's lower than Iran? United Arab Emirates.

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