Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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Dear John,

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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cheese

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot. What are you, racist?

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Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

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What is wrong with racism? A lot of things.

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Q: What do you call a group of asians riding their bikes while carrying large bags of merchandise filled with an ample amount of video games? A: Obviously, a few enviromentally-friendly entrepreneurs who managed to make enough of a profit via their established buisness to the extent that they could buy what they required and get some other desired items as well.

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What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

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how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

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¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

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I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

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What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

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If you can't read this, you should think about optical enhancement surgery. If you can, however, you just wasted 5 seconds of your life doing so.

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Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

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What's the difference between a baby and a pineapple? Pineapples were not shot by nazis during the holocaust.

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

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An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

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Whats the funniest part about 911? Over 1,000 People Died

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God has put a gate keeper at a gate in heaven to listen to how everyone has died. The first guy comes and says, "I thought my wife was cheating on me so when i came home I see this man hanging off my balcony, I thought he was the man cheating with my wife, so I then push him off, but he was still alive, so I threw a refrigerator onto him, that killed him, but I felt so guilty I soon commited suicide" The gates man said, "Wow thats terrible come in." Then the next guy come and he says how he died, "Well you see I was just oiling myself up for my workout, but I slipped, and fell off my 5th story balcony, and landed in some guys 3rd floor balcony I was hanging off the ledge, and a guy came I thought he was going to help me, but instead he pushed me of and threw a refrigerator on me." The guard let him in, and a third guy came. The Guard said,"Man its going to be hard to beat those guys their just sad. Ok how did you die?" The third man said, "Picture this I'm trapped in a refrigerator...

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Women Drivers.

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What do you call burt and ernie if they were black?? A couple of n*ggers

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