Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

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How did the man rape the woman? With his penis.

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What's the best joke in the world? This one.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I f**ked your mom last night. Will you marry me?

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One time I walked into a fat kid..

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I hope the Angels win the pennant No pun intended

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Why are females bad drivers? Because it is hard to drive with pots and pans.

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how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

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Why Did The Girl Cry? Old People Are Funny.

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Hello, I want likes. Press the up arrow.

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Roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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What do you get a black guy when he is hungry? Something edible.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You like penis, That's what you live up to.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

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A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

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Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

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The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

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-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? Dog shit.

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This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If I Had A Brick I Would Throw It At You

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what did the black guy say to his pregnant wife? im very excited to see our newborn child.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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