Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

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Why does Susie fall off the swing? I shot her in the head with a pistol.

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A grandmother in her late seventies is walking to the grocery store. Then out of nowhere,she stats getting pelted by bananas. One hits her hard on the head,and she dies.

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porcupines love sun bathing in the winter months so it dosent rape their nose hairs

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Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

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What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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A Chinese man walked into a bar. He now has a minor concussion.

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roses are grey violets are grey so says my color blind cousin

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What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

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Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

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Q. you know who is so sad A. you for looking up a site for jokes that aren't even good

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A dog is walking down the street. The dog catcher promptly arrives and takes him to the pound. Two months later the dog is in a new, happy home with a wonderful family.

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wanna hear a joke? i dont

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A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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the game

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Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! *Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him*

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What did the train say at the party Thomas isn't really dumb ass

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what did the tree say when it fell down? Nothing it is humanly impossible for a tree to talk. Especially after it fell down. I mean that would hurt.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road. Because it was hit by a truck.

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Sloths

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't like anyone who is not a straight, white male.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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