Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

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What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

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what do you call a man with three eyes and eleven fingers? his name

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Pete and Repeat were sitting in a boat. Pete fell off. I hope he was wearing a personal flotation device.

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what happens when you get ben roethlisberger, and a young college student? a very pleasant evening, helping ben cope with all the drama he has been in the past year leading him to the 2011 super bowl against the green bay packers.

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Matty B

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Women. One of the genders a human can be.

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An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

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Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick... Jack didn't make it over the candle stick and died.

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What is black and white and sleeps a lot? A tired zebra.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from its imminent death. It was being chased by a dog with a shark's head and chainsaws for legs. It was only delaying the inevitable.

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Knock knock. Come in.

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What do you get if you throw a banana at the wall? Nothing.

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Want to hear a joke You're Adopted

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Roses are red Violets are blue your mum went to the loo and out came you

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

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roses are red so are the jews every one loved that holocaust news

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

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How did Hitler like his steaks? He didn't like steaks, he was a vegetarian.

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Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

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How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

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Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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