- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the baby upset? Because it accidentally killed its twin brother by pushing it off the bed.

The doctor comes out of the room and tells the new parents that there is good news and bad news. The couple says they want to hear the bad news first. The doctor says "your baby is black." The couple then ask "what is the good news?", the doctor replies "your baby is dead."

I don't know what I've been told I'm a refrigerator

What did the cancer patient say after the little boy told him a funny joke? I'm dying

Why did the black girl and white guy have sex? Because they were both sexually attracted to each other.

Why couldn't the little boy skate? He had cancer.

don't just stand there

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

what did the man see in the mirror? Nothing, he was blind.

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

Whats the worst thing your parents could ever do to a teenager? Take there phone.

My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

When do scientologists go to church? When they are done looking at porn.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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