- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

Knock Knock. Whose there? Not your dead mom.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

What do you get when you cross a confused man and an anti-social woman? I don't know, go away.

A man walks in to a bar. He gets a cuncussion and his heath insurance isn't enough to cover his physical therapy. He dies poor and alone.

what did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? cancer

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Because they're dead, they cant screw in a light bulb. Even if they were alive, it would be highly improbable that a baby could screw in a light bulb.

Why did Miss Parkinson get hit by a bus? Because it missed Justin Bieber by a few inches.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

Q: whats up? A: radiation levels in japan

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

Whats funny about a kid with down syndrome q: a lot of things, like his face

why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

Whats green and has wheels? A green honda

What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

What's long and black? A long and black object.

Roses are red Violets are blue My friend has diabetes Stop posting diabetic jokes

Incey-wincey Spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the rain and washed the spider out. Out came the sun and dried up all the rain. But sadly, the spider had drowned. [L]

why are you adopted? cause no one loved you.

Don't wake me up. If you wake me up then I will give you a puppy. Just wait until you fall in love with the puppy, because then i will kill it in front of you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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