carn ehney bodie hellp mie with mine smellings?

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What's brown and smells like poop? A monkey.

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What did one homo say to the other? Well, the politically correct term is homosexual, and he didn't say anything because they've never met.

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What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? They both live underground. Apart from the Eagle.

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Yo mama is so short, she has trouble reaching the top shelf.

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What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

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Why was the man squinting his face for so long? He was constipated and couldn't give a shit.

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whats long black, eight inches and sometimes has white on the tips of them? a black mans foot the wears an eight inch shoe.

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Customer: Can I have a tin of red paint, please? Shop owner: I'm sorry sir, we only have yellow paint left. Customer: That's ok, I have my bike with me.

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What does a Mexican do in a landslide? Lose a good deal of his hard earned property to the disaster.

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What happens when you have nothing to do and you can't think of a joke? You just type whatever you want and hope to god someone likes it.

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What did the dog say to the human? Nothing really. Dogs technically "speak" through barking.

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how do you save a black man ... u don't

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roses are red violets are black lewis norris has a fucking narra back

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks... ...into an alleyway to have a quick smoke before entering the bar his friends went in.

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Your Mom is so fat... Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

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a man goes for blood check up ..........his whole hand was frozen >>>>the doctor cuts his finger'''''' he comes outside crying n sits in a chair n cries.............]]]]]] the person near him asks him why is he cryin...he says i came 4 my blood test the doctor cut my finger.the person next to him cried aloud......the person asked y r u cryin>>>>>>>>>>i came her 4 my urine test ..........????????lol

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What did the cat say at his mother's funeral? Nothing. He was too grief stricken over the loss of his beloved guardian.

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Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

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my egg roll

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Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

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