Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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What did the boy say to the stranger at his door? He said, "i'm not supposed to talk to strangers" and closed the door.

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You best friend has a bladder disease. You ask him how he got it. He says " I was watching the superbowl and had to go, but I didn't want to miss the commercials. So it was either watching the game and getting a bladder disease that would end up killing me or going to the bathroom . Now you know where i went wrong."

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So a baby seal walks into a club...

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Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

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What do you call a car with no wheels or engine? Immobile

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Why did Mary fall of the tire swing? Because she's a dumbass

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What doesn't kill you makes you injured

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What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

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Ask me if i'm a tree... "Are you a tree?".... No

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What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

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Set up Punch line.

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i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

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How many babies can you fit in a toilet? To be exact you would have to do all this math, so I tested it out myself and got 7.6.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

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Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

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What did the black man say to the policeman? "Take it easy."

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He quickly exits as he thought it was the Polish restaurant located directly nextdoor. He then enters the Polish restaurant and orders a delicious lunch. He tips his waiter 20%.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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What happened when a saxophone hit Sally? She had a concussion.

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Q: How do you get a black guy out of a tree? A: You cut the rope.

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A man had a terminal illness. He died a few months after he was diagnosed.

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what do mexicans enjoy eating? food.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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