- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

Roses are red, viotels are blue. God made me pretty, what happened to you?

Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Look at that bitches asss!!

How did the black man get into college? A mop.

Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

How did the polack burn his hands on the stove? He placed his hands on the hot stove top burners not realizing they were hot.

Why did the old man wander into the highway? He hated his life.

Q:Why did the boy cry? A: because his mom was hit by a bus Q: why did the boy wipe his face? A:he was covered in his mother blood and threatened all the witness who saw him push his mother into the bus

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

What's the difference between 6 and 7? 1.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust No, the Holocaust never even happened, you're an idiot.

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

Feminism

What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A game of one-on-one basketball in a common physical education class in present day mexico city.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

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