Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

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What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

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Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

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Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

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Q: What did the prostitute say to the other prostitute? A: I have AIDS.

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How do you turn a broken skateboard into a gleaming Rolls Royce? With magic.

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Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

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Once upon of time, there was an ugly duckling. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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A Muslim, a Jew and a Christian are on an airplane talking about religion. The Jew tells the Christian he believes in a single holy entity. The Christian says he believe Christ is the Son of that very same entity. The Muslim says "When can I get out of this room?" because he's been detained at the airport due to religious profiling.

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What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

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Our societal waste doesn't deserve to be called a group. They fail to organize themselves and lack the intelligence to support themselves. Let's call them a collective. Similar to dust, or smarter than them, bacteria.

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Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

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Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

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what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

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GONNA

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What is worse than burning your toast? - Obama

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A man walks outside and walks back in. Why? Because it was raining purple unicorns and he felt the need to go back inside.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

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how do you kill a bear. -you shoot it.

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A man goes to the beach to meat babes, but know one seemes to notice him. The man notices another man with a crowed of beautiful women surrounding him. Later that day he stops the man and asks him, how do you get all those girls? the man replies put a potato in your bathing suit. so the next day the man puts a potato in his bathing suit, this time he notices girls walking by and laughing, he goes to the man at the end of the day and asks why it did not work, the man replies, next time try putting the potato in the front

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When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

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Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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