knock knock who's there interupting black woman interu- MMMMHHHHHMMMM

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What happens when you lay a diamond in the water for two hours? It gets wet.

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What do you call 10 Asians playing basketball? A group of friends hanging out and having a good time.

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Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

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Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

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Why did the black man get the grape soda? It was the only soda left.

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A man walks into a bar, he is an alcohol and it's tearing his family apart

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Jesse is so fat, his weight on his scale says " hahaha gotta love childhood obesity"

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead. Dead people can't drive.

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? ... ... He committed suicide for the simple reason that the soviet and allied forces were closing in on him and he knew that he did not stand a chance of winning the war.

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What's Worse Than Unripened Fruit? Crippling Depression.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

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Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

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What's blue and says "Good morning" A blue sign that says good morning

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A man visits his doctor for an annual checkup. "Doc, I feel great! I'm running 5 miles a day, I just got promoted at work, and sex with my wife has never been better!" A few weeks later, his doctor calls him in. When he arrives, the doctor looks at him grimly. "I have some bad news. You have lung cancer." "But how? I don't smoke. My wife doesn't smoke. I have never felt better." The doctor pats him on the back, reassuringly. "This may be true, but you still have lung cancer."

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What do women and airplanes have in common? They both have cockpits!

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How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

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Two construction workers are working on the final floor of what will soon be the worlds tallest building. The first turns to the other and says: "Hey tom can you throw me a three quarters hex wrench? i think my set is metric." the second guy turns around and says: "yea, here you go."

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What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

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What did Hitler say to the Jew? I don't know, I don't speak German.

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a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

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A policeman walks into a bar. He goes inside to greet his friend who happens to be the bartender. Another man walks into the bar. This man is a regular customer and goes to the bar almost every other night. The policeman leaves and goes back on duty.

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Q: What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A: A pilot, you racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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