Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

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a fish swimming in the water swims

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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What's the difference between a black man and cake? I like cake.

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Paper or plastic? Yes...

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What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

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Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? All the inventory was destroyed.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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I am on a escalator.

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whats big and green, andif it falls from a tree , it can kill you? a golfcourse

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

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Guy A: Why is 6 scared of 7? Guy B: Because 7, 8, 9? Guy A: No, numbers don't have feelings Guy C: That's so dumb Guy A: Hey you know what, this is an A and B conversation so... Guy C: So C your way out? Guy D: Yeah, before D and E come and F U up! Guy E: Are you guys high or something? Guy F: Dude, I'm a girl, F stand for female (Author): Oops sorry Girl F: Thanks Guy G: Mind Blown O_O

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Why was the woman blind? Because she couldn't see

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I am very humble.

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What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

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I dislike old people.

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Two straight men walk into a gay bar and promptly forget why they went to a gay bar when they are both clearly heterosexual.

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What's green, grows in my basement, and if fun to smoke? Mold. I lied about it being fun to smoke.

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What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

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What do you call a black man speeding away in a Ferrari. A wealthy man who is late for work.

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What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

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What happened to the peanut who went to NYC? Nothing because he was eaten on the plane

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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