- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

What is worse than being ran over by a bus? Nothing really.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

Why does six love nine? They both get pleasured

Your Mama's so fat she need some serious medication treating overweight.

A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

Where to, sir? Forward.

You copy and paster!

The Colts this year.

-Knock Knock -Come in!

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

Knock knock Who's there? The police. Your husband has been killed in an accident.

what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

Roses are red, That much is true, but Violet are purple, not ****ing blue

Me and me!!!! LOL! i'm a comedian!

What happens when you have fish and a rhino mate? Nothing, that is physically impossible, a rhino is a lot bigger than a fish and it would not be possible for a rhino to do that with a fish considering a rhino can't breathe under water and a fish can't breath with out air.

Why did the Hispanic woman cheat on her husband? Because he couldn't maintain an erection, was boring, and collected stamps.

Knock knock Who's there? Forever alone Forever alone who? You.

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