i hate anti-jokes ;)

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Two olives are sitting on a table. One loses his balance and rolls off. The other calls down to it, "Oh my gosh, are you okay?" And the olive yells up, "No. I just rolled off a friggin table."

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Adam Fantuzzi loves stroking jacobs small penis

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2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

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What do you get if you cross a man and a horse? Severe internal bleeding.

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Whats black and hangs from trees in my backyard? blackberries..

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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What do you get when you hit a deer? A dead deer, which you should probably take home to eat - wouldn't want it to go to waste.

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roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

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your momma's so stupid she shot herself

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what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

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How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

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What happens when a rabbit is late for a very important date? Nothing, rabbits have no logical way to keep track of time.

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

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How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

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Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

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woman's rights

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Why couldn't Jenny speak right? Cause she had autism.

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A Jewish man with a 20 mile boner walks into a wall. Which body part hits the wall first? His nose

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A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

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What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

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What's the difference between a turtle and a horse? The horse has no shell.

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You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

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