- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

Two women were sitting together, quietly.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

I AM SO FAT I WANT TO EAT MORE FOOD. I NEED A DOCTOR BECAUSE IM GOING TO END UP LIKE YOUR MOM!

What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

What is Helen Keller's dogs name? She had fish.

Hey

Knock Knock Who's there? The visitor is deaf and therefore does not have the ability to respond.

BWAT

My piggy bank is empty. No change there then

Q. What's better than a breadmaker? A. A sandwhich.

Sarah Jessica Parker

It’s dead.

Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

what do you call someone that works in a corner shop? Mohamed

Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

Your mom is such a slut, she had unprotected sex at least once.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't - red is the natural colour for ripe tomatoes.

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