Today is jessica's birthday and she is turnig 6 She walks in the living room to tell her dad its her birthday. Jessica"Dad, Dad guess how old i am today!" Dad "How old?" Jessica"6 dad im am 6". she walks into the kitchen to tell her Grandad Jessica" papa papa guess how old i am today" Grandad"Well for me to know this you would have to take of your panties" as he tells her she did as she was told. her grandad fingers her and smells her panties. He tells her "You are 6 today" Jessica"How did you know" Grandad"I listen as you told your dad in the dinning room".

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Why did the blonde drown in the bathtub? Her father repeatedly molested her and beat her mother, she no longer wanted to live in such a life and promptly committed suicide

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Where can you find a Muslim with a boxcutter? At a UPS.

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everyone dislike this

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So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The duck says that he should get his doctor on the phone because his hullucinations are getting worse.

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A disabled man walks into a bar.

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I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

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How did the asian find his family? He didn't because they all look the same.

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Roses r red violets r blu I hav5 fingers the middle ones for u

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a dragon walks into a bar. the bartender says "stop it". the dragon eats the bartender.

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Knock, Knock ..... ..... No one is home, they've been evicted.

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Why did Alice fail Maths? Because everybody else was Asian.

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Q. What's louder than one dinosaur? A. A whole bunch of dinosaurs.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

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Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

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If a tree falls in the forest, and only a deal man is there at the time, does it make a sound? And what are his odds of not being trapped under it, awaiting rescue?

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A plane crashes in the wilderness on the border of Canada and the U.S. Where do they bury the survivors? I lied. There were none.

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Why couldn't the ten year old watch a porno movie? Because it was on blu-ray and his family only owned a regular dvd player.

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What did the Black man say when he just got home from work? "Hi honey, I just got home from work."

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Why did the tomato blush? Because it began to ripen.

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If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

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