why is black such a deprssing color because it symbolizes death

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A guy comes to a doctor and says: - Doctor, lately I'm having this dream where I kill my father and rape my mother. What does it mean? - Nothing.

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How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

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What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

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Q: What do you do when your friend tells you he murdered someone? A: Call the police.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

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What is green and red and spins around? A frog in a blender

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once upon a time y o u m a d BIBIBIDYYEAHBIIBAIDYEAH THAT'S ALL FOLKS

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Your mom is so old so will die soon.

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Gadaffi

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What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

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What do you call a mexican hopping over fences - A parkour Artist

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? It's not. Numbers are not living organisms and thus are incapable of experiencing emotion.

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A man forgets to hang his food in a tree on a camping trip. A bear comes and kills his wife and two kids but leaves the man to live with the guilt for the rest of his life.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was both deaf and blind and both senses are essential to a driver

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A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

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How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller watch TV? Because at 19 months she contracted what is believed to be scarlet fever which caused an acute congestion of the stomach and brain which caused her to loose sight and hearing.

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Jackie Chan walks into a bar.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, and mute child get for his birthday? Nothing, his parents hate him.

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What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

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What did the Ethiopian eat for dinner? Nothing

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Your so dumb, you didn't notice I should have used you're. Don't lie

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