- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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After visiting the dentist, Ke$ha had sixteen cavities because brushing your teeth with bottles of jack causes plaque to build up.

You're mother has had a heart attack in the middle of the street, you start to sing amazing grace hoping people will join in, but unfortunatly this is not a musical and you should call 911.

whats worse than getting in a car crash Heroshema

I just witnessed a horrible accident today! It was like a silent movie, but with SOUND!!!!

what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

Q: Why couldnt the kid feel his legs A: He had no arms

XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

When you have read this, you've already read it.

How can you tell if someones gay? You ask them.

how do you stop a gang of black people from raping a white woman? throw a basketball

Just got cancer: YOLO!! -sad face-

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

D is for diabetes, Cookie Monster, if you keep this up.

Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

Chuck Norris.

How do you leave a man in suspense...

How many jews can get in a Volvo? 5.

What did the arsonist shout out in the movie theater? Nothing. He set the exits ablaze and said absolutely nothing.

what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

If life gives you lemons, keep them because hey, free lemons

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