A conversation between friends ( or some what.) Joe: I'm thinking about going out of state for college ... Rick: your mom went to college! Joe: yes she did Rick that's why shes a docker and my families rich.

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whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

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How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

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What's worse than holocaust jokes? The Rwandam Genocide.

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Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me. I heard you do some pretty nasty things with 9. Sincerely, 7

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if this joke was a potato, it would be a good potato

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So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

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Why did the black family cry? Tyler Perry died

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Kindly ask him to come down.

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Who wins the battle of climbing a fence, the Mexican Man or the Black Man? The Mexican Man, the Black Man is still hanging from the tree.

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How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

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What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

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What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, it's really nice.

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what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

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Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not good at poems Nice tits

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How do you get a movie star to go out with you? Blackmail.

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"Why Do Dogs Bark ? " Because Thats What Their Suppose To Do !

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

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What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

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What type of cheese is not your cheese? The cheese that belongs to another person.

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A burglar broke into a house one night. He picked up a CD player to place in his sack and a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark, saying, "Jesus is watching you." He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, he shook his head, clicked the light on, and began searching for more valuables. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, he heard, "Jesus is watching you." Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot. "Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot "Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you." The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?" "Moses," replied the bird. "Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird Moses?" "Devout Semites," the parrot replied.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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