- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin right before they got in the b\Batmobile? A: "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

What is the difference between a white gut and a black guy? The level of melanin in their skin.

The Christian Bible.

Q: How can you tell when your selling a Blondel a microwave A: she will keep asking how many chandler the Tv gets

you know what they say about men with big feet... damn you got some big feet.

roses are red facebook is blue you look f**kable so i'll add you by: matt

Why did the black man work at a Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because he was fired from his job at a grocery store, and it was the only job he could find on short notice in the current job market.

What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

Why do black people eat Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because there is Protein in chicken and without protein their bodies would succumb to such diseases as Kwashiorkor and Cachexia.

Yo Momma is not fat.

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

[Jewish Joke] Some Guy: OOOOHH I GET IT Me: Anne Frank-ly, how did jew nazi this coming?

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

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Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ****! Doctor- What is ****? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

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