roses are red, violets are blue, i have Alzheimer's, CHEESE ON TOAST

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What did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

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A man walks into a bar and see's a 12 inch pianoist. He walks to the bar tendar and asks "Where'd you get it" The bar tendar says we have a genie in the back. So the man walks back the and wishes for 12 million BUCKS , The genie gives him 12 million DUCKS, The man walks back out and said " I asked for 12 million BUCKS not 12 million DUCKS and the bar tendar says do you really think i asked for a 12 inch pianoist?

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what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was tied to the chicken

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whats worse then being a black kid with out a father? is not that bad it happens all the time

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What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih Tzu? A new breed of dog.

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Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

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two black guys are in a car. Whose driving? The question is too broad. Either one of those men or unmentioned people could be driving the car.

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A guy at a baseball game....

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What would you do if I walked onto your property and started to smash up your mailbox with a sledge hammer? You would be very scared and most probably call the police.

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Advice from a pro: Don't be a faggot

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Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

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Why did Sally cross the road? She didn't, she got hit by my car.

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Women's rights.

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Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? He got many things, because everyone felt bad for him. Someone even brought him into their house so he could have Christmas dinner. On Christmas Day someone gave him fifty dollars to spend on food for his family. Only thing is, he didn't have a family.

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On a scale of 1 to Osama Bin Laden, how good is your hiding spot? Rhetorical question. Osama Bin Laden is dead now.

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Womens Sports

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Your mom is so poor She will soon have to make the difficult decision whether or not to put you up for adoption

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knock knock 'who's there?' 'just open the door'

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Where's Waldo? Nowhere. Waldo is a fictional character. He doesn't exist.

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Anti Joke

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