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What has two feet and cant walk? a cripple

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What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

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Roses are red Violets are blue Just smoked some Meth nelnfjknfkjnwkejnkjnwefkjnKJNFKJRNFKWNEFEJNFJNWKEJNWFKEJFN

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What's green and red? A frog in a blender

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Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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A man walks into a bar and sees a jar filled with money. He asks the bartender, "What`s all this money for?" The bartender replies, "It`s Breast Cancer Awareness month and we are collecting donations." The man puts in $5, and continues on with his night.

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What's up? A direction...

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A Priest, a Minister, and a Rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "What is this, a joke?"

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mat: whats 2+2? emma: how long we lasted

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Why did the chiocken cross the road? There's no such thing as a chiocken.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

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Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

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Why didn't the black man drink out of the white water fountain? Because he wasn't thirsty.

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What did the finger say to the thumb? Nothing, fingers can't talk.

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baby loves lalma

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who farted your mother

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Why did the 15 year old girl not enjoy her taco? Because the man making her taco was kid napped and replaced with a female that forgot to put cheese on it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it lacks the cognitive reasoning ability necessary to determine that walking into oncoming traffic will surely result in death

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what is black, white, and red all over? A bloody panda

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A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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