r u smart..... or ur black

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i have a six pack.... of crayons......... just kidding i ate two of them

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what did the boy with no arms get for easter? a cane.

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Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? There are certainly innumerable differences, but, in general, humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

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Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

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What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

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A Priest and A Rabbi Walk Into The Bar. Ouch.

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How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

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thumbs up!

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Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

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How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

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a pig ate a hobo, the hobo was a blind rapist from canada

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Billy had a dream. He saw himself becoming rich and famous. He drove an expensive car and lived in a mansion. His career reached its peak and he was accused by the media of having numerous sexual relations and drug problems. After 3 years of rehab he made an excellent comeback tour in which his name made it back onto the front pages and his respect regained. In his later years, he died of an accidental drug overdose and his loyal fans pay tribute to him every year. But this will never happen to Billy. Billy is a cactus.

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what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal.

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How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

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knock knock whose there tim tim who just kidding its fred

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Sally." "Go away, Sally. I told you I am not interested." Kevin slammed the door on his colleague, as Sally proceeded to find somebody else and move on with her life. Kevin later in life became a drug addict, and got thrown in jail. Sally got married and had four kids, and while she feels bad for Kevin, she is happy with her life.

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There was once a family of tomatoes. A daddy tomato a mommy tomato and a baby tomato. they decided one day to take a walk. but the baby was taking forever so the daddy tomato walked back STOMPED on him and yelled "CATCHUP"

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how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

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What do you call a 6 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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