Q: What did one car say to another? A: Nothing. Cars can't speak.

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2 guys walk on the street and see a pile of crap. One says "That looks like crap." The other one stops and looks at it for a few seconds and says "You're right it is crap." They both avoided stepping on the pile of crap and continued on their walk.

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A man orders 3,687 bricks. He gets 3,688 bricks delivered to him. He throws the extra brick in the air. Ok, so a man is smoking a cigar by a woman with a small poodle. They are both in a plane. The woman asks the man if he could get rid of the cigar because the smoke is making her dog turn green. The man refuses. In anger, she throws the cigar out of the window. The man gets angry and throws the poodle out the window. What lands in the poodles mouth when it's falling? The brick.

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What did the boy do when he struck out in his little league game? He was very upset and contemplated not playing the game anymore.

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My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me. It's okay, there's more of them in the sea.

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how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

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What do you call a baby who was raped and murdered? Funny

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

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whats water and frozen? an ice cube

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Why can't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours being in a zoo But don't worry I'll be there too Behind the bars, laughing at you

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what did the banana say to the apple i dont know because bananas dont talk

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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Wha'ts Slippery when wet? A Wet Slipper.

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Why did the pedophile get arrested? He was driving way over the speed limit.

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What s faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

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how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

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What is Earth made out of? Earth

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What did the tourist in Africa get? A souvenior.

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Why did the pig fly cuz his wife is a bitch

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you're a loser >>>>>>>>>>>

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A woman walks into a bar and orders a pint of ale. "Are you a Lesbian?", joked the barman. "Yes", replied the woman.

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We can beat the holocaust joke as the most liked joke, Please participate with my campaign and like the joke. I really need some attention

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If pinocchio said "my nose is going to grow", what would happen?

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