If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure Niiiiggggeeee what is the last letterThe last letter is NOT and R! Its an R. Good job honey

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Where was little suzie the day after the house fire? At the hospital, being treated for minor burns.

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How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

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why did Kelsey fall off the swing? because she has no arms Knock Knock who's there? not Kelsey

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ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

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Hey guya im a female stripper and if you want to have some fun call me 8633972535 thanks. -Tyler

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Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is blue too

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My dog has no nose, so how does it smell? It can't, I just told you it has no nose.

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Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

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After waking up at the break of dawn, a man saw his dogs food dish was empty. In slight excitement for his dog to finally eat after his dish being empty all night, he called his dog in from outside, expecting him to go straight to his food dish like always. The dog walked by without noticing.

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A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

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What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

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how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

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How many sumo wrestlers does it take to lift a huge rock? The point of lifting a rock just to lift a rock is stupid, so why would you get 3 sumo wrestlers to come out and waste their time.

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knock knock piss off

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

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What other than water contains H2O? The condensation reaction between two alpha glucose molecules to form Maltose.

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Q: What did one poor guy say to the other poor guy? A: We're both black

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I know.

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The real reason you go to college is.... To learn more about what you want to do in life.

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Dumbledore: Yo mamma's so fat --- her Patronus is a cake! Voldemort: ...bitch!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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