Fortunately," said the snooty maître d', "we'll let you come in without a Thai.

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What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

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Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

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silly rabbit, rape is for babies

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A fat guy runs a marathon. He dies of obesity and dehydration.

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Roses are red Violets are? blue I'm going to rape you in the ass with a rake.

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What happened when a boy used the wrong punctuation and grammar, plus forgot how to spell the word know? i dont ;now!!!!!!!!!

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Knock knock who's there? Screw this Screw this who? Im screwing this like ur boyfriend screwed you!

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then he sits down to enjoy his evening.

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I can't remember if I have Azheimer's or not.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

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This comment is anti to jokes.

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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Hey, you know what sucks about being blind? You can see.

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Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

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I was watching Fox news.

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"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple??? You... Lol jk no there could be alot of things like getting raped, the holocaust, me killing your children i mean someone killing your children. Because if it was me you would know it was me and file a report and i would be arrested and be sent to jail. And in jail i would try my hardest to stay alive brcause if i died that would suck. I would also try not to drop the soap beacuse i might get rapped by some prisib mate, also the floors are quite dirty and that would guve me any type of bacteirial infection like the stupid yeats infection or maby the persob who takes it from me when i finnish would get aids cause it dropped on the floor and who knows were it was. Then he would die from aids and his wife and or kids would be sad and set up a funeral were a preist would stand in akward silence cause the guy murderd the preists father so he wouldnt be mean an ruin the funeral but he wouldnt say anything nice. But after the funeral the preist would go back home and smoke a cigarette because he has started an unhealthy habbit just like millions of people around the world. When will people learn that it kills you faster than cancer well some cancers are quite quick and painless like a head tumor. But most tumors are able to be saved because the doctors are smart these days coming from yale or havord universitys and what not. Most peopel want to take the easy way out by just working at kinkos or wallmart. Both jobs are shit wich is why im probably going to go there cause no one else will except me in there offices or departments. I think its the fact i look like a pedofile trying to kill babys but you know how life is short and difficult to control but you have one life why waste it. Stupid emo kids trying to cut emselfs and shoot themselfs so they dont have to deal with theirs or their partners periods because the other day coming back from mc donalds this guy almost hit me with his car and threw a cup at me for some strange reason but hey not my problem unless he was my first victim?...... Lol jk i have never killed anyone and im not that creapy... Awks POTATO!!!

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This site has ads. and so does every other free site

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Whats worst than being attacked by a tiger? Being attacked by 2 tigers.

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What do you call it when Chuck Norris gambles? Chuck Norris does not gamble. That would imply the chance of losing.

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How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

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