a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

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Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

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Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

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how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck on his wang!

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whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had several drinks, conversed animatedly, and heartily enjoyed themselves.

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once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

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what do you call your cousin drew? drouchebag

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What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

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Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 took 9 behind an alley and raped her.

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This guys grandma comes to live with him. While shes there she has a stroke. He rushes her to the hospital and waits for her to come out of surgery. The doctor comes out and says "i got good news and bad news" The guy says " give me the bad news" the doctor says "your grandma has had a massive stroke and wont be able to go to the bathroom by herself or eat by herself, so you'll have to feed her baby food and change her Diaper for the rest of her life." So then the guy goes " well crap whats the good news" The doctor goes "Ahh im just kidding she died"

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What do you call a white man in the middle of Mexico City? Dave.

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What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

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Who's black, white and Asian at the same time? A panda.

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What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

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who likes it up the anus? jason frisone at saybrook ave 08094 williamstown new jersey thats who

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If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

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What do you call a fat man that breaks into your house at 2 a.m. and steals your money and your television? Probably a dumbass, a jackass, a moron, an idiot, or something in that general area.

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He who laughs last gathers no moss.

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roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

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