whats black and yellow and makes you smile? a bus full of black people going off a cliff. do you shame is? there was three empty seats.

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Two blondes were driving down the road. The blonde driving looks at her friend in the passenger seat and asks her to see if her blinker is working. So the blonde looks out the window and says, ''Yes. No. Yes. No.''

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

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Ancient Greeks rights

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

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"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

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What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Nothing. His parents are dead and Santa doesn't exist.

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like for a handjob.

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What is invisible and smells like bananas? Monkey Farts.

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What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

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How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

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A hill billy went fishing

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whats funny about this joke? nothing.

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hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

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Beans beans, they're good for your heart, the more you eat the less at risk you become to such health problems as diabetes and heart attacks. The increased carbohydrates and antioxidant properties maintain a manageable balance for the body's digestive system to maintain a good constant internal environment.

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What's the difference between your mother and a prostitute? Nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A man walks into a bar. He backs up, unwraps it, and enjoys its chocolatey deliciousness.

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A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

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Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

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A woman tells her boyfriend that shes going shopping. Later that day the boyfriend sees her in an alley giving a blow job to a stranger so he says "What are you doing here?"

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How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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