there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

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What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

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How long does it take to paint a house with babies? It matters how hard you throw them.

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Insert joke that isn't even an anti joke = The new jokes on anti joke now.

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why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

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what do you do when you see a black guy with half a face. call an ambulance because hes most likely in serious pain

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So this guy was making a sandwich...

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

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A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

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What are little Timmy's hopes and dreams? Destroyed.

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I got it Nero, lets just be friends for now and forget about the work I do here and you there.

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Why i didn't bought the "Anti Joke The Book".. Because the joke in it aren't funny..

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How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

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what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How does a blonde restart her computer? Seriously, you guys, I need help. I'm not a very technological person.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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knock, knock... no one replies and it becomes obvious that no one is in the house.

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The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

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Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

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