A. THERE'S SOMETHING ON YOUR FACE B. WHAT?!? *PUNCH* A. IT WAS PAINNNNNNNNN

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is black.

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Q: Why didn't the boy go to school? A: It was the weekend.

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1. Look at the size of his putter. 2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent. 3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker. 4. After 18 holes I can barely walk. 5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip. 6. Lift your head and spread your legs. 7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired. 8. Just turn your back and drop it. 9. Hold up. I've got to wash my balls. 10. Damn, I missed the hole again.

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I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

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12/23/2012

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a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

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How do you get a one handed man out of a tree Wave

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Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

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My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie

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Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: Boobees

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name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

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A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

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We got him in about five minutes, the kid will already be exhausted by the point we get to him, r rather, he gets to us. Pretty quick for a small geek I got to say, the photography we got of him is an obvious Photoshop, but he seems similar enough I guess. I would call, but it seems someone has been messing with all other "Erron`s" homes and phones if I had not dropped mine, I would not have noticed we have been bugged for a while, pretty professional gear too,

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what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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What do you call a black man? A normal human being

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Hellen Keller walks into a bar. Well, at least she thinks she did.

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Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

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Why was the black man a victim of racial prejudice? because he was black

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, It's still in its pen.

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All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

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