a black guy with a parrot on his shoulder was walking down the street. another man asked, "where did you get him?" The parrot said, "theres tons of them in africa."

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whats two naked people in a bed? too much information

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A. Knock Knock B. Welcome!

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A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

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Why did Miley Cyrus have to buy a new tour bus? The old one stopped twerking.

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Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

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what do babies and prostitutes have in common they will both cry if you hit them with a brick

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What is harder than Jenga? Being a quadraplegic.

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How do you keep a blonde busy? The best way to keep somebody busy is to make sure they have something to do, like get a job or a hobby or do some chores. The color of their hair is irrelevant.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

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What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

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what do you call an elevator full of white people. a box of crackers

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What do you call a person at your door? Whatever his name happens to be.

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how do you kill a little girl? seeing as murder is a federal offence i will not tell you how. you should be ashamed for asking.

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3 bears walk into a market. A little girl sneaks into their house. Meanwhile, people are freaking out because there are THREE BEARS in the market.

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Knock Knock ... Knock Knock The man proceeds to leave.

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Why did the Jew post a free link on his Facebook wall? Because it is funny and he hoped his friends would like it.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

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How do you make a boy cry? Kill his family

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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why was the black woman forced to sit in the back of the bus? all the other seats were taken.

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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[] i have read and agree to the terms of service Nope

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