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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Coffee just isn't his cup of tea.

hiya

So a horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" It proceeds to then crap on the floor and walk out,because its a horse.

what do you call Mackenzie Phillips? five head

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

your life

What was the joke about that woman with altsimers again? Ironically I forgot.

What's worse than a kid being bullied at school? A kid being bullied at school, to go home and be raped by his stepdad.

My pet rock died.

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

How do you tell the difference between a white family, and an albino black family? The albino black family suffers from a lack of pigmentation, while the white family just has a naturally pale skintone.

What do you call a gay Jew? I don't know, but Jews are cool.

what did the man say to the other man? hi

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

What are annoying? Ads.

Why did the boy die? He got shot in the face repeatedly.

What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

whats it called when a pimp slaps a ho? RESPECT

What's green and has wheels? A bus. I lied about the green.

Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

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