What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

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i am a dino. RAWR.

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A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

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Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Why? Why Not?

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How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? No amount of them could ever figure it out. They all tremble with fear in the dark.

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What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

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shut up

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? You did?! Oh . . .

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what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

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roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you wh*re

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Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

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What's the difference between a duck? One of it's feet are both yellow.

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I saw a sign saying Falling Rocks. But no, no it doesn't.

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In Soviet Russia, this joke is an anti-joke.

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A russian gives away vodka.

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A man walked into a bar. "Ouch"

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What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

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Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

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One time at band camp, I advanced my clarinet skill, which led me to have a good life.

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Why did the grandma stop baking cookies? Because she is an aging widow suffering from depression because her family seems to forget her existance as she barely lives day by day wilting in her 1 bedroom home.

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There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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