Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know where I am, I'm blind.

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whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

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Women.

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A guy walks in to a bar and says "ow"

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yo mama is so fat even dora cant explore her

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It sucks if you have amnesia. It sucks if you have amnesia.

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So lion bites off a mans foot. He bleeds to death.

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tim tebow is a grat quarterback

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

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What's a foot long and slippery, a slipper

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Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

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What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

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A man and his wife are disagreeing about what type of car to get. The wife continously nags him about getting her something that will go from 0-200 in 4 seconds, so he gets her a scale and buys himself a truck, 1 min later an abulance is called because the wife hit the husband with his new car.

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Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

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Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

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What do you call a black Santa Claus A N i g g e r that doesn't exist

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You come home and find your family dead. What do you do? Take a picture, post it on facebook

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Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

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Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

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Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

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Why did the cashier let the jockey off 10 cents? because he was short 10 cents

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A whole 'nother.

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Why did the mushroom go to the party??? Cuzz he was a fungi (fun guy)

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