What did the teenage girl text her friend while driving? It doesn't matter, she's dead now. Don't text and drive.

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Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

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old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and the killing of 12 other numbers

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What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What happened to the man who lost his left arm, left leg and eye in an accident? I expect he claimed insurance, assuming he was prudent enough to insure himself, or his workplace complied with legislation.

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Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

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Knock knock Who's there? It's me, Dave. You still wanna go to the movies? Oh, yeah...let me grab my wallet.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Q: What did the anorexic girl do for thanksgiving? A: Nothing, she was paralyzed from a fall 2 days prior and nobody had found her yet.

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Why the worker did not come to work? Because he died!

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What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

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Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

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what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

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Why did the the chicken cross the road? Escape.

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Q: Why is Santa's sack so big? A: Because he only cums once a year

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Two men walk into a bar... ..I didn't say what type of bar...

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Why did the police officer arrest the baseball player? He raped and murdered a thirteen year old girl.

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Why was the chocolate black? It's not black you idiot, its white

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A man walks into a bar and slowly draws a pistol and kills 5 people.

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Your mother is so ugly, because she was badly beaten.

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A blonde is locked in a super-market. She dies.

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why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

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