what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

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what do you call an exited rectangle? an Erectangle

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what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

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Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses only the finest ingredients.

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

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Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

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Why was the man sweating? He was stuck in a burning house.

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Q: what did the tractor say when helost his farmer? A: wheres my farmer?

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

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I like apples. So does Mr. Johnson from the local fruit stand.

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What is yellow, and cannot swim? A School Bus.

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Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

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what did the captcha say to the homo sapien? frTrewQui NiolismTU

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Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Q: what's do the following sports have in common?: baseball, football, tennis, golf? A: They all have balls in their sport.

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Whats worst then finding drugs under you brothers bed finding your dead cat under his bed whats worst then finding your dead cat under your brothers bed finding your dead Gran whats even worst then that the Holocaust

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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what happen when you put 2 black persons on a blender You ask your self.. will it blend?

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Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

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A teacher, a consturction worker, and an army general are on an airplane. The pilot tells them the plane has too much weight, and if they don't each drop one item then the plane will crash. Realizing one item each is obviously not enough weight to throw off, the teacher and the construction worker team up and throw the army genral off the plane. They land safely, and live the rest of their life haunted by their vile actions.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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