wtf the enter the following thingie says I am here

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??????????? ??????????????? "Hello, idiot teacher! You eat milk."

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Roses are red, violets are blue i've got a gun, pointing at you

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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what is big, black, and has hair on it. a big black guy with hair.

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What is the greatest lie ever? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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Q.what happens if a fat man see's a black man? A. the fat man eats the black man thinking that he was chocolate

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what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

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What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

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Wanna hear a joke? It's here somewhere You looked :D There ain't jokes on Antijoke.com

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Poem Of Love: Each time i see you i feel like i need you and i love you.. i hope you became my girl and live with me cause without you i can't live.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

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My butt!!!!

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Knock knock, Who's there? The police, you have committed 14 major felonies and you are being arrested.

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Knock Knock whose there? child abuse...

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what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

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Why don't women know how to drive a car? Because there are no roads between the kitchen and the bedroom.

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

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How did the child cross the road? He couldn't his legs had been lost in an awful car accident that had killed his whole family.

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(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

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What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

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why was the boy running? because his skin was burning off

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What do you call a black man in space? An astronaut.

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