Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

How do you keep a blond in suspense?

A duck flies to someone's backyard pool. Moments later it takes a dump , then suddenly flies away.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nevermind.

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? All over. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

What's the worst part about censorship? **** *** **** **** *** **** *** ********.

What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

Adam gives a new view of roid rage

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. A. Knock, Knock! B. Who's There? Not Suzie.

What's wrong with the beetles? They suck dick

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

"why did the chicken cross the road?" "to get to your house" "knock knock" "who's there?" "The chicken"

how can you tell if your moms fat? if Dora can't explore her (mx)

What's the difference between a Muslim and a box? A box won't blow you up!

Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

Knock Knock. Who's there *gun shot*

What is the difference between a rock and a pencil? Your Mom.

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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