Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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Your mom is like a tire iron: she's a whore

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what do an elephant and a mouse have in common? nothing

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What do you call two black men screaming as loud as they can? Scared

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What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

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a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

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poop

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Q1:Why was the homeless man homeless? A1:He suffered from a series of mentally disabilitating diseases. From a young age these disabilities went unnoticed and untreated. They evolved to a level in which he believes he is god, therefore he throws fescues at passing automobiles. Q2:Why does the homeless man throw poo at cars? A2:See answer 1

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Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

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whats the difference between a black guy, spook and a porch monkey? they are all stupid, stinky, n-i-g-g-e-r-s!

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What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

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Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

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What's funnier than a fat person falling nothing is

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Q: what is socialism? A: a terrible system

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I like pancakes. I like pancakes. We have no pancakes

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whats uglyand cry , and screams mommy ... you after i bitch slap you

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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Whats worse than burning jews? jews that are alive

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Civil Rights.

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What do a black person and a monkey have in common? A. They both are organism that need food and water to survive.

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Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

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My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

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Why did Lady Gaga arrive at the Grammy's in an egg? Because she was born that way.

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why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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