How do you torture Helen Keller? Waterboarding.

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Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

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What's worse than finding a Worm in your Apple? being Mauled to death.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

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what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

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Justin Bieber is a good singer.

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Why did chuck norris die Brain tumor

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle

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Caller: Is your fridge running! Callee: ... umm yes? Caller: I guess you don't need my services. Thanks Callee: ok bye

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Why did thw chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

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can't wait until the baby boomers die

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Knock knock! Who's there? Dick! Dick who? Dick Stewart, your neighbor from next door!

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Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H20." The second one says "why did you come to the bar if you're just going to have water?" and orders a beer.

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What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

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why did the girl like dick? Because Dick was a nice boy.

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why was it funny that the boy got a razor for christmas because he had leukemia

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A man works at a Doritos factory hes worked there for a few weeks and hes made the most Doritos in his line now and the head of the company gives him a promotion he now runs his own line a few months later the head of the company bob comes back to him and promoted him again to now our friend Carl is head of the Factory about two years later bob comes to Carl and hes promoted to head of the east coast he is head of 27 Factories about a decade later bob asks Carl if when he retires Carl will take over the company and he accepts bobs offer 23 years pass and bob retires Carl is the new head of the company so he is about like 65 at this point and he wants some wine so him and his buddies go for some wine Dan says Carl this lines two long so they decide to have some soda and then Jason says this lines longer then the last one so Aiden says to Carl why don't we go get some punch so they all got into line but there was no punch line a.w. j.p.

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why do pedo's molest children? because it feels really good.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Kindly ask him to come down.

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A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

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Teagan Doherty, stop making jokes, thanks

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Why did the Koala Fall out of the tree, It was Dead

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What do you call a white man circled by 11 black men? D12

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Anti Joke

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