- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

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Banana Hamock.

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

Anyone reading this I'm not writing anything Kevin

Why do black people log onto blackpeoplemeet.com? To meet black people.

what do u get when two cars collide... a bunch of mexican

You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

Why did Harry get in the taxi? His mother told him to put his seatbelt on.

What do you call a dead child? The product of a car crash

a 5 year old rapes a pedophile

Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

What's green, long, and covered in forks? Grass. I lied about the forks.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

What does a blonde do in her spare time. Why are you interested, creep!

Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

What is the delicate way to start talking about your penis? ...that wasn't it.

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

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