All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

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Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

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Wanna hear a joke? The WNBA

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whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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Q: What's pink and fuzzy? A: Pink Fuzz...

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Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

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What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

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What do you call an awesome school? St Heinrich's Law School (Teaching you to break the laws!)

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Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

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How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb...1 How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb...2

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took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

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(Family sat down at table) *Child goes to start a story* - "I have a ginger friend.." Everyone bursts out laughing and leaves the child confused.

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A man saw a dinosaur. He probably watched it on the television because dinosaurs have been extingt for a very long time.

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What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

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Chuck Norris can count from 1 to 100... twice!

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A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

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Eat My Food!!! Joking I dont have any food

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What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

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What does a Dominican and a Russian have in common... they are both thinking of a funny anti-joke to post on this site...

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

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Two men are sitting in a pub. One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife's house.' The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidize her drug habit.'

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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