A Jew walks into a furnace.. The bartender says "What'll you have?" The Jew wonders why there is a bartender in this furnace, then they die.

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yay for the idiot that posted "whats white, sticky and yummy? milk". WTF dude? milk has never been sticky and good at the same time and its never going to be. infact, ive never known milk to be sticky, maybe after such a long period of being spoiled the milk becomes somewhat sticky, but your attempt at creating a perverted joke that wasnt in anyway funny or even close to being correct was so poor i feel the need to post this and hope you read it and decide returning to school would be beneficial to the rest of your life. I guarantee everyone who reads your post about milk being sticky is thinking something pretty similar to what i am.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

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Obama

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Its a bird...its a plane....it IS a plane

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Do your parents know you're gay?

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Who is Jonathan Ezell He is Jonathan Ezell

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Children playing GTA......... what a world of rapists

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You know what they say about a guy with big feet? He wears large socks and has big shoes.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't: 9 was a dick.

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Q:Why did suzie fall off the swing A:She had no arms

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

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When is a door not a door? When its ajar.

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A chinchilla and an octopus walk into a bar. What do they say? The octopus says Hello but the chinchilla says nothing because chinchillas cannot talk.

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How else can an Asian wear a contact lens? Too bad for them. They can;t sucks for them. Asians with small eyes EXCEPT FOR INDIANS look ugly

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What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

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Did you hear about that one time (@ band camp lol) where there was a little boy and he wanted to go swimming sooooo abd and then ooo look squirrel

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

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What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

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A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Chickens are not smart enough to open a gate and avoid traffic at the same time!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

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A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

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