What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

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Why did Susie fall off the swingset? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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What did the man tell his parents after having sex with another man? A. I am gay.

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What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

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What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

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what do you get when you see jonny cry-a monkey lol

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Why can't Sally ride a bike? Because Sally's a fish.

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Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

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What did batman say to robin before they entered the batmobile? Get in.

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Mitt Romney for president.

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Women Voting

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

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a man walks into a bar... and he says 'ouch!'

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why did victor sell half of club getaway because he wants a partner why did david buy the half because victors dying

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why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

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What do old people really like? Anal sex.

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Man: Docter it hurts when i touch my legs! Docter: yeah you have two shattered knee caps youll never walk again.

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"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

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have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

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A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

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what did the orange say to the apple? hi

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

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why did the chair brake? because a car smashed into it. where did it go? all the way to china. whats 3+4? why did the Chinese man get this wrong? Because a chair was in his head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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