Yo momma is so ugly, she might not win the "America's next top model" contest.

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BWAT

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There was a peice of lasagna. He knew he tasted great. So he constantly feared for his life.

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wow garlic, yum

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What did the man say to the horse in the bar? Nothing, communication requires listening and comprehension which horses cannot process in their brains. If anything the man said it at the horse, not to him.

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why did the boy fall off his bicycle? because his dad threw a refrigerator at him.

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Why did the frog commute suicide ? Because His mother was a type writer

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and a rock? The rock doesn't cheat on it's wife.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have five fingers and one of then is poking at you

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Q: What did one car say to another? A: Nothing. Cars can't speak.

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2 guys walk on the street and see a pile of crap. One says "That looks like crap." The other one stops and looks at it for a few seconds and says "You're right it is crap." They both avoided stepping on the pile of crap and continued on their walk.

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A man orders 3,687 bricks. He gets 3,688 bricks delivered to him. He throws the extra brick in the air. Ok, so a man is smoking a cigar by a woman with a small poodle. They are both in a plane. The woman asks the man if he could get rid of the cigar because the smoke is making her dog turn green. The man refuses. In anger, she throws the cigar out of the window. The man gets angry and throws the poodle out the window. What lands in the poodles mouth when it's falling? The brick.

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What did the boy do when he struck out in his little league game? He was very upset and contemplated not playing the game anymore.

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My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me. It's okay, there's more of them in the sea.

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how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

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What do you call a baby who was raped and murdered? Funny

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

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whats water and frozen? an ice cube

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Why can't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours being in a zoo But don't worry I'll be there too Behind the bars, laughing at you

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what did the banana say to the apple i dont know because bananas dont talk

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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