What's worse then the WNBA? Nickelback.

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My girlfriend gave me her first ever blowjob last night. I came in her mouth and she washed it down with a can of Carling. Obviously she had to get that horrible taste out of her mouth, so she gave me another blowjob.

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Doctor, I am afraid of getting sexually abused. Hmm, sounds serious, take off all your clothes so we can get a proper look.

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Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

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What's funny about 4 black people going off a cliff in a Cadillac? Nothing. You're adopted

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What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? Nothing at all, except the WNBA is professional basketball players of the female sex.

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Why was the toddler laying in the middle of the road? Because she was the victim of a hit and run...

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I bought a DVD called "the 18 holes of Tiger Woods". It was a fascinating incite into the golfing technique of arguably one of the greatest sportsmen of all time.

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Q: What would you do if i pushed you down the stairs A: I would suffer from serious head injuries thus filling you with guilt for performing such a deed.

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How do you rescue a fat girl that's stuck under a car? With a pickaxe and a donkey.

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender

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Q:whats comes back to life and says RAR A;jesus

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What is 8===D- ? A jew with a lip piercing.

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Q: What do you call a black man in space? A: An astronaut. -Ap

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What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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AHAHAHAHAHA XD I cant for the life of me imagine Donald Duck accusing anyone of being a seducer XD, my eyes are tearing up XD If I do not type anything more, its because I died of laughter and joy XD But those "cartoons" where made for adults, ever seen steamboat Willie? That is one of my favorites, I always liked Mickey Mouse a bit better, Donald kinda changed a lot.

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What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

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This is not a joke.

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Two people went to a planetarium to see a movie about the solar system. They came out smarter than when they had first walked in.

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YOU

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Who spends too much time on Anti-Joke? ...

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A doctor walks into a bar. It's his day off and decides to celebrate after a long week of working.

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the moment right after you finish the last harry potter and remember the world wasn't saved and you still have cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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