Wha'ts Slippery when wet? A Wet Slipper.

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Why did the pedophile get arrested? He was driving way over the speed limit.

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What s faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

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how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

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What is Earth made out of? Earth

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What did the tourist in Africa get? A souvenior.

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Why did the pig fly cuz his wife is a bitch

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you're a loser >>>>>>>>>>>

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A woman walks into a bar and orders a pint of ale. "Are you a Lesbian?", joked the barman. "Yes", replied the woman.

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We can beat the holocaust joke as the most liked joke, Please participate with my campaign and like the joke. I really need some attention

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If pinocchio said "my nose is going to grow", what would happen?

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what do you call someone that works in a corner shop? Mohamed

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Why did the woman cry? She was sodomized by wild animals

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how do u get a nun pregnant? dress her up as an alter boy

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What did the blind and deaf woman get for her birthday? Raped.

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What's worse than getting hit by an arrow in the knee? Being kidnapped for 10 years and finally getting free only to find out your whole family was murdered by the person who kidnapped you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a stupid chicken wandering around.

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Did you hear about the guy who got his entire LEFT side ripped off? He's dead.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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A dyslexic paraplegic walks into a bra

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what do you call 10 dead babys lunch

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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Q: Why's everyone afraid of Friday the 13th? A: Justin Bieber's movie comes out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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