Q: How many Jew does it take to change a light bulb? Here is the answer: A: A lightbulb cannot be changed, it either is or isn't. Do you mean replace a burned-out bulb with a new one? Here, in this case, with design, logistics, manufacturing, marketing of just that single bulb- there are many people involved. It could be argued that we all play some small part in the process. ------ Nothing to see here, end of the joke. :)

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elen degeneres is straight....

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What's the connection between Obama and Michael Jackson? They both want to be a girl.

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Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

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A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

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What did the T-rex say to the velociraptor? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

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So your a murder, and you show everyone your knife. what do you do, easy just chat with them.

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The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

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I killed someone on minecraft.

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A black man walks into a store and buys something.

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what did the chinese guy say to the black guy? hello

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Where did Susie go after an explosion? Everywhere

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how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

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what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

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red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

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A duck flies to someone's backyard pool. Moments later it takes a dump , then suddenly flies away.

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what's harder than dodging bullets? dodging rain

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A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

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What is both blue and yellow at the same time? Green.

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What's old and has wet pants? My grandma with a bladder problem

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What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

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