Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. I didn't ask him.

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I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

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Your mother is so fat that she has diabetes

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Your moma is so nasty. And one day she had a geust over and the geust says " May I use the restroom?" Yes but make sure you use the coffe can to the right because the letf one is full.

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Nobody cares.

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What's the anonymous name for vampire hunters? The KKK.

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A man with Alzheimers favorite thing to read is the first page of the antijoke book

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John has 38 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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You best friend has a bladder disease. You ask him how he got it. He says " I was watching the superbowl and had to go, but I didn't want to miss the commercials. So it was either watching the game and getting a bladder disease that would end up killing me or going to the bathroom . Now you know where i went wrong."

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A person with light, yellowish hair who has a tragic genetic deformity.

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Knock. Knock Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your best friend.

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There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

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Yo momma is so ugly, she might not win the "America's next top model" contest.

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BWAT

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There was a peice of lasagna. He knew he tasted great. So he constantly feared for his life.

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wow garlic, yum

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What did the man say to the horse in the bar? Nothing, communication requires listening and comprehension which horses cannot process in their brains. If anything the man said it at the horse, not to him.

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why did the boy fall off his bicycle? because his dad threw a refrigerator at him.

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Why did the frog commute suicide ? Because His mother was a type writer

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and a rock? The rock doesn't cheat on it's wife.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have five fingers and one of then is poking at you

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Q: What did one car say to another? A: Nothing. Cars can't speak.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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