That awkward when you adimaticlly read "moment in your head because you have seen too many of these awkward moment jokes.

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What's black and white and eats like a horse? A zebra.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I am color blind

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Where does lady gags buy her bran flakes ? Sainsburys

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A:Your so fat that you take up the hole room B:If i am fat,Then i can crush you down thin head!

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Knock Knock there's a doorbell

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So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

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What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

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Whats big, round, and full of helium? Michaels Balloon head!

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How many arabs can fit in a 2007 honda accord? legally up to 5

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what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

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What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

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what did bob say to joey, nothing joey's dead

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My penis is small, Just kidding, it's huge.

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a man walks into horse bar

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

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civil rights

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hy-way is-way is-thay oke-jay pelled-say eird-way? ecause-bay its-way in-way IGLATIN-PAY

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Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

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Chinese men having large penis.

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Why did the pony go to the Doctor's? It had Horse AIDS.

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Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

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How many women's right's leaders does it take to change a light bulb? None. They can't change anything.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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