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What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? silence... Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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Why was danielle so fat? She can't help her bad genetics

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Black Veil Brides.

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a kid calls 911 and says ,"is this 911?" and the operator says ,"NO! THIS IS PATRICK!!!!!!"

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Q: What's the point? A: .

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What's worse than a School Bus accident? The Holocaust.

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10 years ago, i man got cancer. He recovered and now leads a normal life.

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Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

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What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

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Jim: Knock, knock? Tom: Who's there? Jim: You're. Tom: You're who? Jim: You're a retard. ............................ Tom: You're mean, like a hobbit...

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What was the first thing the mother did when her baby was born? Weep. The baby was a was a stillborn.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 murdered 4 and 5 then raped 10

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What is funny and has three legs? Not the Holocaust.

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what is worse than a pile of dead babies? the one on the bottom trying to eat its way out of a pile of babies that have been poisoned.

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How do you know that god was a male? You don't, that's why it's called faith.

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A Rabbi, A Priest and an Imam walk into a bar. The Imam doesn't order a drink because it is strictly against his religious beliefs.

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man: so where did you two meet? man tied to flower: in the produce section.

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What did the father tell his son on his death bed? Nothing. He was hit by a car and was now a vegetable.

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Why did the little girl drop her teddy bear? Because she was being sexually molested. Why did the little Jewish girl drop her teddy bear? Because gas came out of the shower-head.

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when life throws you lemons your an idiot because it wont

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Who you gonna call? Gobstoppers

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My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

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