What did one cow say to the other cow? Moo

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What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

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What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

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What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas

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What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

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Women's rights.

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All work and no play makes Johnny successful in his field of interest.

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What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

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What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari? There's no Ferrari in my garage.

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Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

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How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

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When does a blond laugh and cry? When she's raped by a clown.

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what did the black kid get for Christmas? your bike

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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

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What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

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What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

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why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

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Four blondes are driving to Disney World. When they are in Florida, there is a sign that says "Disney left" Upset, they make a u-turn and go home.

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A sad-looking man entered a bar. The barman asked, "why so sad?" The man replied, "I have a terminal illness."

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Its socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

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A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

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What's worse than slipping on a bannana peel? The Gestapo. Go to Aushwitz now.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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