A cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. Well, okay, it doesn't actually order it. It more of meows in a begging fashion and the bartender, being a kind individual, gets the lost animal a bowl of milk. But who's to argue semantics?

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What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

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Bob goes swimming in the ocean. Due to the fact that his father sexually abused him as a child, and never taught him how to swim, he drowns.

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Why do matt Daly jokes suck? Because he has Downs.

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cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

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Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

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what do mexicans like most. icecubes

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What is grey and looks like a rock? A rock

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken got crushed by a fridge.

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Whats fat yellow and diabetic Brett lai lan

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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What's brown an sticky Shit

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Comedy.

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Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, i was dropped on my head as a baby, 978e456293&*(^$%ZYI467z57967454^&4543^%$54#%^*44jffdGHFYI

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This would be racist to black people if they could read.

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You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

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why was the woman afraid of her bestfriend he raped her

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what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

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How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

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What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

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Why did the black man break up with his white girlfriend? Because he didn't love her anymore.

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Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

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What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

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Anti Joke

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