What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

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What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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What can make you pee? Liquid

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Why did the milkman die? Because everyone dies.

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your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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Y- You O- are L- such a O- Loser

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How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

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What has tomato Sauce And came from italy? Pizza

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Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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Whats the difference between a pontiac and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a pontiac in my garage.

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What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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Why was the baby smoking? He was locked in a hot car.

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Why should you never trust anglers? Because they're always into fishy business... Why should you never trust hunters? Because they carry loaded guns...

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What do You call a black porn star from alaska? By their first or full name depending on your relationship with them and the situation.

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My spelling is horrible

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How do you confuse a blonde? Go up to her and say, "The bookbag coffeepotted the ice cream wedding! Is it gosling for you to rectify this pane of glass and oceans? I won't be able to berry a giant squid before the cows arrive."

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Women's rights

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Q: Why was it bad to be a black jew during the Holocaust? A: You had to sit at the back of the gas chamber

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what do u say when u see your tv floating in the middle of the night? drop it n*****

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A mute says to a paraplegic: You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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