Have you noticed when you see geese flying and they're in a V pattern, often one side will be longer than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side.

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Why did the Calculus teacher give an Asian student an F on a test? Because he got less than 60% of the answers correct.

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a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

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Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

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Knock Knock! EXPLOSION!!!!

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart but your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scott land on an island. They were on vacation and returned to the UK, which consists of two isles.

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Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

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Q: What did Hitler say to the Rabbi? A: I don't like you.

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Why you so fat... Because you have an eating problem fatass...

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want to no whats funny what your mom

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Roses are red. Violets are purple. Haha. Purple.

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Women

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Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

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whats the difference between a joke and the holocaust? ...There both funny..Exept for the Holocaust.

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Rather rich and healthy, then poor and sick.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? I don't keep a Ferrari in my garage. (????)?

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Q:If a lesbian woman is wearing a jean jacket, high heels, camouflage shorts, and sunglasses, what gender is she ? A: Sheep.

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This, is indeed the funniest joke you will ever read, honest! "shows joke on written paper"

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i hate it when Voldemort showers in my nutella

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Why did ned fall out of the tree? Because he was hit by a koala.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a big dick, Now suck it you fucking bitch!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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