How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick

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What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? 3.

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What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

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Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

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More mindfuck "government hypnosis edition": What can doctors possibly do in order for you to wait enough for them to come to help you? They call you "their PATIENT!" Moral: So be patient and wait, oh thee brainwashed.

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What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

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Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

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What did the fat man do? He fell over...

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Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

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What did the elephant say to the zebra? Nothing, elephants can't talk.

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when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

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Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

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What did the unappreciated YTPer say in the comment section of Nyan Cat? "PLEASE CHECK OUT MY YTP'S! I'M BEGGING YOU! YOU DON'T LOVE ME!!! WHY?!!! Q_Q"

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Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

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Stephen Walking.

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What did one cow say to the other cow? nothing cows cant talk. They did however, exchange glances while chewing grass next to each other.

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What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

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why did the black guy get testicular cancer? because he put his balls in the microwave.

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Why is a banana yellow? I don't know, ask a scientist, stupid

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How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

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is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

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Anti Joke

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