Did you hear about the guy who did a backflip off the cliff? He died

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Q: What's black and blue and red all over? A: I'm not sure. If it's red all over, it's not going to be black or blue.

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There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

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Why could the red heading boy sing higher notes than the blonde headed boy? He was castrated at birth.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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whats worse than 8 babies nailed to a tree? nothing but oca mom is going to be pissed that her kids are nailed to a tree

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dead babies

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knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

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A black man, a Mexican man, and an Asian man all walked into a bar. They proceeded to have a good time together as they were celebrating their graduation from medical school.

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Why did the boy punch his teacher? Muscle spasms.

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one day 2 strawberrys walked to the ice cream store and ordered a small cup of banana ice cream they were realley happy they were later taken in and tortured and raped

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Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

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Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

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Roses are red That much is true But violets are purple Not freaking blue

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Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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The cow says MOO. Until you shoot it.

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What's small, cold, and lifeless? A dead baby.

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Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

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Anti Joke

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