- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

What do you get if you cross a Kangaroo and a Sheep? They are too entirely different species and cannot be crossbred.

What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

Your mother is so fat when she jumps she comes backs down.

whats stupid and likes dumb jokes? you.

whats worse then 9/11? -George W. Bush

what do you call a somone who murders someone else? black.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

A monkey walks into a bar. Monkeys are always funny.

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

a horse is a horse. of course of course....unless its a cow

What did Batman say to Robin before he got into the car? Robin, get in the car.

What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

This is a joke setup.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Roses are red, violets are blue. my Mom is a hooker.

What did the Muslim do when he got on the bus? He realized he was in the wrong place and got on a plane and blew it up.

Why did Adele suck the doctors dick? LOL, did you think the doctor really got her to open her mouth all the time so he could "look at her sick throat"

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

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