Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

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What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

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Pokemon go: Team mystic

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What happened to the Jewish man while he was in the shower? He accidentally fell asleep and was late to his job.

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knock knock ? Who's there ? idunnop idunnop who ? Eww you've done a what?!

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Q. Why does Samuel Jackson always play a black guy? A. Because he's black.

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What's the difference between a cat and a banana? One is a cat, the other is a banana.

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If it looks like a chicken and acts like a chicken, its most likely not a deadly crab running towards you with a knife that has rabies and is afraid of towels.

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What did the young girl say to her step-dad? Nothing. She no longer talks to him after years and years of sexual abuse which left her emotionally scarred.

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

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your mum

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Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

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And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

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Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

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How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

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Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

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What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

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There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

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Your mother is a very respectable woman.

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what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

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no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a registered six affender.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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