Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? *opens door* Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

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A Horse walks into a Bar The Bartender runs for his life as he is tripping on acid and believes the horse is a sheep. He doesn't like sheep.

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What was Hellen Keller's Dog's name? Kamikaze Go, it was the first Akita Dog in the United States.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It got shot. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

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Why was the black man chasing the little girl? The black man was the adoptive parent of the little girl and they were playing tag.

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How many Nazis does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Their domestic handiness was not impeded by their warped sense of entitlement and racial superiority.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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What happened when the irishman left the bar? he didnt

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Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

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hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

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Where do you study to get a good education? A library, at home, or at another quiet location where it is easy to concentrate.

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Why did Robert fall off his bike?? Because he was a potato.

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Ipod to earbuds: "hey buds" earbuds response: "sup player"

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How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

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On a scale of one to 10, F*ck yourself.

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Uh... What was emulating again?

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What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

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Have you ever listened to the smell of the color 9? It tastes like freedom!

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ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

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So three men walk into a bar. One orders a Miller Light, the other orders a Guiness, and the third has a glass of ice water. He was the designated driver.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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