A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

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Hillary Clinton

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If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

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"Docter, docter, I think I have cancer!" "I don't really care."

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So you into art? You been to Louvre by the way?

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

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Geography Teacher: Bill, British Columbia agreed to join confederation when the government of Canada agreed to do what? Bill: To build a bridge to where my father is who is divorced with my mom.*tear* Geography Teacher: Is that really nesscary Bill? You have a detention.

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who else is on here?

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What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

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What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

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Roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme fridge

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Dick Cheney That's the joke

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Q. What did Nelson say to his men before they boarded ship? A. "Board ship men"

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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Yo momma's so fat that she's gotta get a special door that will allow her to get through.

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what do you call a sick eagle illegal

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

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What is the best game in the world? There is no answer because that would be an opinion and opinions cannont be proved or measured.

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What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

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Two gorillas walked into a bar and it hurt

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Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

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