- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

a disabled person walked into a bar..oh wait

What has eyes but cannot see? A blind man.

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where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

why did the man walk into the metal pole? because hes blind and suffers from cancer.

Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

Balls

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

children of those parents which are childless, are often childless too...

Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

baskets

roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

Q: If it takes a chicken a day and a half to lay an egg and a half, then how long would it take a monkey to kick the seeds off of a dill pickle. A: I don't know. That's a stupid question.

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was at a crosswalk and the walk light was on.

Q: Why did the man take a shower? A: because he was dirty.

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