A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

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Here's a joke The Holocaust.

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Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

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If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

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Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

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How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

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What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

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What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

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Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

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yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

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What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

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Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

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I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

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Why isnt Gemma a Surfboarder? .. Because She was a Stillborn. Why isn't Kate a Ballerina? Because She's paralysed. Why isnt Tommy an Olympic High Jumper? Because He's a dwarf.

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Adam: knock knock!! Eve: who's there? Adam: don't be silly, just open the f*cking door!!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in an apple within a worm inside your apple...

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Why don't men ask for directions? They want to appear knowledgeable and strong. Asking for directions is sometimes considered a sign of weakness.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. Except when I said muffins I meant Jews. .. I guess it really isn't that funny anymore.

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Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

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the holocaust

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hey fat ass u want some butter with them rolls?

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A cockroach walks into a bar. The bar seems to have a pest problem.

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Why did the downy jump off a cliff? I told him to.

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What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

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