Knock knock whos there? me oh, cool... well come in.

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A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

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What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

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What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

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What do you call a gay couple of kangaroos adopted baby A Joey

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What did one alien say to another alien? I miss Mexico.

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Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

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Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

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What did the Muslim do after his friend told him a funny joke ? Laugh.

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A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

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The procrastinators association meeting has been postponed. - Anonymous

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What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

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Why did the man have an extremely large nose? It just so happens that both his father and mother had large noses as well and nature took it's course.

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Q: What's your favorite song? A: Not one in particular. I like all kinds of music.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

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On her day off, a fully clothed stripper walks into a bar she's never been to before. The regulars turn their heads to see who has just walked in, then turn back to their own conversations.

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What are blacks scared of? The kkk

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What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

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How do you get your wife to stop nagging? chop off her head

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Why do the Chinese eat cats? Because it is a good source of protein that is relatively easy to obtain. Really, it's not much different than killing pigs for food.

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Why did the man die when he saw the light? It was a strobe light and he died from an epileptic seizure

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Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

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I am a real homosexual

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Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

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