whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

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Sickman Fraud, cocaine snorting alshole... "Oh yeah mommy I love raping you so much... What where are you? This cocaine is really bad quality man! The effect was so short..." Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: "Because since when do you really need cocaine... ...In order to rape your mother?"

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Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

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Yo mamma so fat, she probably has Type Two Diabetes - which is often associated with obesity - and should seek medical advice.

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Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

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A man goes to the doctor complaining of pain. Everywhere I touch it hurts, he tells the doctor. "The cancer has spread," the doctor says. "Go home and spend your last days with your loved ones."

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How do you make a baby stop crying? You throw it out the window.

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What did helen keller say when she saw a talking horse? nothing. because she didn't see the horse and they also cannot talk.

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Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? A tree stapled to a baby

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whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

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I was watching this movie..... its over now.

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Roses are red, Violets are PURPLE.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 raped and murdered 8.

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Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

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What worse than finding crap on the road? Tripping over and landing on it.

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What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

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Q: why did the plain crash A: the driver is a loaf of bread

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How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

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What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

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How do you occupy a blonde for hours ? Give her a long list of stuff to do.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? *opens door* Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

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A Horse walks into a Bar The Bartender runs for his life as he is tripping on acid and believes the horse is a sheep. He doesn't like sheep.

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What was Hellen Keller's Dog's name? Kamikaze Go, it was the first Akita Dog in the United States.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It got shot. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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