A white man, a black man, and a mexican are stranded on an island. They all died.

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

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Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

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What's worse than women's rights? Actually, not much, because women throughout history suffered for too long the hardships of over dominant male figures and deserve the freedoms they have achieved today.

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What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

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How do chinese people call the firemen? By phone.

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Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

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what's worse than finding a fat couple in a buffet?

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Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

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What's worse than failing your midterms? Child abuse.

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Knock knock who's there? Hi! where from the church of latter day saints!

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How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

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What happened when the blind man reached for his soda? He picked it up, took a sip, and placed it back down where it was and continued with what he was doing.

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a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

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A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

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Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

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Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

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What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

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Pokemon go: Team mystic

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What happened to the Jewish man while he was in the shower? He accidentally fell asleep and was late to his job.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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