Q: Why did the man take a shower? A: because he was dirty.

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how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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What Do call a dog with an e A doge

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A cowboy rides out to the middle of nowhere and then shoots his horse. He then makes his way back into town and meets a man in the saloon. The man says, "On second thought, I'd like to buy that horse."

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You're a country without the "tree". Did you just call me a cunt?

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A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

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Q: What's worse than the holocaust. A: Me not getting my Christmas presents.

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What do you say when a black girl asks you out? No!

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Why was the man sad His son got raped

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Knock, knock Who's there? Europe Europe who? No, I'm not, you're a poo!

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Why did Tigger look into the toilet? He accidentally swallowed a dime the other day and wanted to keep an eye out for it.

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Im So Hood... That When I go Shopping, I Buy Sweatshirts with Hoods

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Why did lady gaga set her alarm? So she could get up in the morning.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A penguin in a blender.

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What did the little crippled boy get for his birthday? He's an orphan so he doesn't know his birthday.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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roses are red violets are blue, every 1 looks at you and call u a fool

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How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

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What's worse than finding another worm in your apple? Another Holocaust

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yo mama so fat that the doctor asked for her weight not her phone number!

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Three men walk into a bar. Neither of them saw it coming

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Knock knock Who's there? Your friend Jim Oh hello Jim, please come in it is very nice to see you this fine evening.

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The ULTIMATE Street Fighter shotokan safety guide one Turbo masters tournament X Revenge Kombat Super Ultimate Alpha Omega F*** Y** Edition! 1. I case an attack breaks both your legs, use your last remaining strength in order to kick the air with one leg, while keeping the other one straight down, then immediatedly yell MYLEGSARBROKEN! In order to receive medical attention. And please remember: If Hadou can, then you Sure can! 2. DLC ONLY 3 DLC ONLY 4. DLC Only. ...hayball rolls trough... 9001: DLC only

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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