What did one German man say to the other? Wo ist das Badezimmer?

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What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

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Why did the man die in his office? Because a storm five miles away took down a power line that fell onto a truck igniting the fuel in it causing an explosion that started a forest fire that burned down another power line causing a spark to fly out of the man's phone and into his ear, killing him instantly.

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Your mother is so fat that her body takes up more space than the average woman.

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Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

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How do you prevent aids? Nail an orphan to your genitals before sex.

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whats worse then the worst thing that happened in your life? nothing.

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Whats the greatest part of buttsex the refrigerators

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What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

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what do you call an overweight 80 year old white man trying to be a pimp ? Mr.Fredrickson

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Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

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Why did the trombone player have sex so often? Because he was hot.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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Women are definitely a full time job.. You should be paid to have them......

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Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

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Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

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Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

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Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

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a guy walked into a bar and said "ow!"

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knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

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A black man rode down the street on a bicycle.

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what happens when you put samuel jackson on a plane with snakes? They make a movie

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? None, let the bitch cook in the dark.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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