Your momma is so dumb she has to have weekly tutoring to help understand finding the value of x in an equation.

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What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

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What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

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Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

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the your face joke

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Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

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Q. what has 2 tums and a boner. A. a horny guy <3

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Q: What's sad about seeing a dead twenty year old lying at the corner of a street with a beer bottle in his hand? A: He owed me twenty bucks.

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What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

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Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

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why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

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I heard you like getting dirty, so I got a dump truck to dump dirt on your bed so you can get dirty while you get dirty.

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A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

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What do you call a black girl scout? A brownie

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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Why are objects in your mirror closer than they appear? Because they are closer than they appear.

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That's illegal What? Your mom

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Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

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What sound does a baby make in a blender? Idk, i was too busy masturbating to hear.

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What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

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why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

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What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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