- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch". The nearby patrons ask him what is ailing him.

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. see how easy it is to save with GEICO.

what did the cow said to the other cow? Moo

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

Rudolf the rednosed reindeer died today. He was reported flying over Madrid when he was hit by a jumbo jet and a flock of seagulls. People are now saying that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

Why do black people suck? Because they're black

Why did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What did the dog do in the phone booth? Nothing, as dog do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grip objects. The previous user must have left the door open and the dog walked in, only to leave a few moments later.

What did the cancer patient say after the little boy told him a funny joke? I'm dying

Knock Knock Who's there? Abbott! Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door! The door was never answered because they did not know the person at the door.

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

Men's rights.

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

Why dont black people go on cruise ships Theyre not falling for that one again

Why did Hitler try to take over the world? Hitler wanted to spread the Nazi (National Socialism) idea, He also wanted to destroy the Jews(Christian and non-Christian) and many other groups of people using the prevailing scientific idea of the day eugenics and survival of the fittest

There was 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. I don't know the rest of the story but the ending was when they guy came all over their faces.

Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

Why didn't Jimmy's mum come to the school play? She had a heart attack

roses are red and violets are in fact violet

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