Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

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What is 69? A number that is before 70 and after 68

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One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

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There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

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What did the farmer say to the survivor of the plane crash that just crashed on his land? "Need a band-aid?"

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how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

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Whats worse than the holucaust.......... Nothing

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What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

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Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? ...Finding the same joke int he Inti-Joke.

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A: What do you call a Jew with only one arm on Christmas? B: An amputee.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

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Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

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So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Wumbo

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69

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Horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The horse unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

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What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

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With the exception of pigs, both pigs and blue jays can fly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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