when life gives you 100 reasons to cry, you should cry. you're lucky you haven't killed yourself at this point

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

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How did the lazy fat boy burn a lot of calories? He set his fat friend of fire.

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Why does Danny work at the factory? Because Danny is in an substantial economic crisis, and doesn't have enough money to afford food for his 6 kids and wife. They will all most likely die soon, as his factory job will not provide enough money.

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hi to the world fromthe world

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whats white and cant climb a fence? a fridge

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Q: John has 400 cookies, 200 hundred are chocolate chip and the rest are sugar. John eats 100 of each, what does he have now? A: Diabetes

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Why did the sperm swim back? cos he realised that he was in someones anus!

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when do you go to heaven? Never, it doesn't exist.

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Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

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Adam Fantuzzi loves stroking jacobs small penis

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What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Breaking news! An 18 wheeler has gone loose and hit a playground damaging a swing, 1 fatality and 16 children injured 5 in critical condition

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Whats the difference between a waffle and a pancake? One is made in a waffle iron. And the other is made on a pan.

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Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

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What do you call a man with a black head, a red body, white arms and yellow legs? To get to the other side.

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Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

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What do you call Jake Morter? Jake Morter

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what's worst then having no internet access for a year? having no facebook notifications when you finally do

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What happened to Mitchell after he left the store? He walked

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Why doesn't Caillou have hair? Because he has cancer.

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What do you call an African-American picking cotton and harvesting wheat. A farmer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to see its chicks that got run over by a car.

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Boy: Hey girl see these arms? They are just dying to be wrapped around you! She stabs him dead End of story

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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